My wife is out of town
 

Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why

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It's because you know, in the back of your mind, that you can bunjee wank around your living room without fear.

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Please tell me you don't have any pet hamsters :eek:

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bishops licence ?

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Your wife's here - do you want to talk to her?

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Yeah, but what i'm I gonna do the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of the day?

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No wife = the following routine:

Eat, Beat, Sleep, Repeat.

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:D Sounds like a recipe for self loathing :D

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Don't do it forever...

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I don't want her coming home to scabs on my cawk

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Get rid of any hookers before she returns then...

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What does that even mean? I'm hoping to god it doesn't involve metres of rubber cord and you singing Inxs songs.

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They are not hookers, merely 'Cleaners' looking after the place whilst the wife is away. I am sure the wife wouldn't want him living in filth.

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Day 7:

Kitchen is past the point of no return, no clean towels or clothes, food suppplies nearly exhausted, starting to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.

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If true, you are a disgrace to mankind.:thumbdown:

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Maybe because, unlike me, you don't have to clean out the cat shitter. I have a full week of this coming up.

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Might want to keep and eye out for Toxoplasma gondi, though the media attention could just be a case of making a mountian out of a molehill.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sc...s-8102711.html

Fear mongering from the Telegraph?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...sts-claim.html

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I try to do the dumping of the kitty litter outside of the house, so as to minimize the risk of the dust/fecal matter settling inside of the house and being inhaled.

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I would never do that, the cat would dissappear before I would ever do that.

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I think a man doing housework is a disgrace to mankind..

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I'd rather do the housework than let my mrs give my money away. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:mad:

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DAY 8

I'm getting very close to the family pet. I've given our dog more attention in the last eight days than I have in the last four years. I've been grilling chicken (my favorite animal) and beef everyday (no vegetables or special order veggie burgers for the wife) and me and the dog have eaten together for every meal. She gets the skin, drumsticks, back, tips and tails and I get the rest. I run her down to the river and she fetches sticks and chases squirrels. Were havin a great time

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little boy I am startng to worry about you- how long has your wife left you for- she is coing back isnt she?

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Oh don't worry Kitty- She's getting our daughter set up at school. She had to enroll her, get her an apartment, a car, a bed, furniture and everything else to needed to insure she won't ever come back home. It takes time

Four kids down, one to go.

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I corrected that for you

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:)I did laugh, just not out loud

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My maid chases squirrels too................

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DAY 9:

I need her home

Right now

I've had enough

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I'll have a word with her................

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Yeah, and I'll PM your wife at f**kbuddies.com then, I think I saw her there.









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Just kidding little buddy

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UPDATE:

My wife will be on the 8pm flight home tonight.


Mods, close the thread please

Re: My wife is out of town
 

Wife out of town? Is that Dubai town?

You could check out the scene at certain late night establishments near the Ramada Intersection in Bur Dubai....

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Ramada Intersection in Bur Dubai...got it

UPDATE:

The wife is not home, there was a problem getting plates for the GMC, Yukon XL I bought for my daughter. I have the Title to the vehicle here, they need it there, so I just overnighted it via FedEx. I'll keep everyone updated

Thanks for your concern