My wife is out of town

Old Sep 2nd 2012, 10:20 am
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Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why
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Old Sep 2nd 2012, 10:27 am
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Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why
It's because you know, in the back of your mind, that you can bunjee wank around your living room without fear.
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Please tell me you don't have any pet hamsters
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Im love my wife, but I love it when she goes out of town to see our kids, her mother, sisters or friends too. I don't know why
Your wife's here - do you want to talk to her?
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It's because you know, in the back of your mind, that you can bunjee wank around your living room without fear.
Yeah, but what i'm I gonna do the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of the day?
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Yeah, but what i'm I gonna do the other 23 hours and 57 minutes of the day?
No wife = the following routine:

Eat, Beat, Sleep, Repeat.
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No wife = the following routine:

Eat, Beat, Sleep, Repeat.
Sounds like a recipe for self loathing
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Sounds like a recipe for depression
Don't do it forever...
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I don't want her coming home to scabs on my cawk

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I don't want her coming home to scabs on my cawk
Get rid of any hookers before she returns then...
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bunjee wank around your living room
What does that even mean? I'm hoping to god it doesn't involve metres of rubber cord and you singing Inxs songs.
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Get rid of any hookers before she returns then...

They are not hookers, merely 'Cleaners' looking after the place whilst the wife is away. I am sure the wife wouldn't want him living in filth.
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Day 7:

Kitchen is past the point of no return, no clean towels or clothes, food suppplies nearly exhausted, starting to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.
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Day 7:
Kitchen is past the point of no return, no clean towels or clothes, food suppplies nearly exhausted, starting to look like Tom Hanks in Castaway.
If true, you are a disgrace to mankind.
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