Mid Life crisis ?

Old Mar 23rd 2009, 6:03 pm
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Default Mid Life crisis ?

So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age
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Old Mar 23rd 2009, 6:06 pm
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age
Were you the daughters best mate then? Didn't get a leg over and feeling bitter.
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Old Mar 23rd 2009, 6:10 pm
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Were you the daughters best mate then? Didn't get a leg over and feeling bitter.
No, i got my leg over and felt better if thats what you meant.....
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age
That's not a horror story...That's chicken soup for the soul...
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Old Mar 23rd 2009, 6:12 pm
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That's not a horror story...That's chicken soup for the soul...
I think thats all he can afford now !
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I think thats all he can afford now !
Well...We've all been there...
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Well...We've all been there...
She was a well known girl in the neighbourhood its true...
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She was a well known girl in the neighbourhood its true...
Aaahhh...The village bicycle...
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age
my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.
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my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.
How can I ever suffer from a mid-life crisis when I staunchly refuse to act my age anyway.....
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Originally Posted by Spugsy View Post
my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.
but don't all newcastle men act like that?
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it's just an excuse made up by men to shag around a bit before their balls have dropped to the floor...
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it's just an excuse made up by women to shag around a bit before their tits have dropped to the floor...
Ive corrected that for you....
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Originally Posted by Spugsy View Post
my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.
This made me giggle...a lot!I can just picture you in green tights, tunic and felt cap with a feather.

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Ive corrected that for you....
correcting other peoples posts is another sign...
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