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BangleMan Mar 23rd 2009 6:03 pm

Mid Life crisis ?
 
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age :p

Roadking Mar 23rd 2009 6:06 pm

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7410686)
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age :p

Were you the daughters best mate then? Didn't get a leg over and feeling bitter. :rofl:

BangleMan Mar 23rd 2009 6:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7410698)
Were you the daughters best mate then? Didn't get a leg over and feeling bitter. :rofl:

No, i got my leg over and felt better if thats what you meant.....

Confucius Mar 23rd 2009 6:11 pm

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7410686)
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age :p

That's not a horror story...That's chicken soup for the soul...

BangleMan Mar 23rd 2009 6:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7410718)
That's not a horror story...That's chicken soup for the soul...

I think thats all he can afford now !

Confucius Mar 23rd 2009 6:22 pm

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Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7410723)
I think thats all he can afford now !

Well...We've all been there...

BangleMan Mar 23rd 2009 6:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7410758)
Well...We've all been there...

She was a well known girl in the neighbourhood its true...

Confucius Mar 23rd 2009 6:57 pm

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7410803)
She was a well known girl in the neighbourhood its true...

Aaahhh...The village bicycle...

Spugsy Mar 24th 2009 5:12 am

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7410686)
So who's had one and what did you do ?

I know a bloke who went on a proper **** his life up campaign.

He turned 40, started shagging a 18 year old who was his daughters best mate and started dressing like a boy from the hood.

his family pretty much disowned him, his wife left and he lost his house.

Anyone got any horror stories ?

I just want to know what to look out for when I get to that age :p

my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.

TGFKASE Mar 24th 2009 5:14 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7412460)
my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.

How can I ever suffer from a mid-life crisis when I staunchly refuse to act my age anyway.....

admon Mar 24th 2009 5:14 am

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7412460)
my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.

but don't all newcastle men act like that?

MataHari Mar 24th 2009 5:15 am

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 
it's just an excuse made up by men to shag around a bit before their balls have dropped to the floor...

TGFKASE Mar 24th 2009 5:17 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7412469)
it's just an excuse made up by women to shag around a bit before their tits have dropped to the floor...

Ive corrected that for you....

Emerald_Eyes Mar 24th 2009 5:17 am

Re: Mid Life crisis ?
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7412460)
my missus says its guaranteed that I'll have one,

and truthfully I can't disagree, she used to call me 'the peter pan of newcastle' as she thinks I still act as if I'm 23.

:rofl: This made me giggle...a lot!I can just picture you in green tights, tunic and felt cap with a feather.

http://www.itescapee.com/wp-content/...-peter-pan.jpg

MataHari Mar 24th 2009 5:18 am

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7412472)
Ive corrected that for you....

correcting other peoples posts is another sign...


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