Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
Sep 28th 2007, 9:56 pm
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Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
It's been since september 7th for me..And to be honest. It doesn't look like i'll be getting any anytime soon.
Sep 28th 2007, 10:01 pm
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Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
I fell asleep last New Years Eve ..so it may have been the previous one ...
Sep 28th 2007, 10:05 pm
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One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..
Sep 28th 2007, 10:10 pm
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Sep 28th 2007, 10:11 pm
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I haven't had sex with my wife for ages, Mr Road.
Sex with YOUR wife, on the other hand...... now, let me see........
Sex with YOUR wife, on the other hand...... now, let me see........
Sep 28th 2007, 10:14 pm
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Sep 28th 2007, 10:28 pm
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Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
After one or two days, I start counting...
This reminds me of a funny story..One of my pals told "us guys" that on his birthday his wife lets him have a certain kind of sex..Only on his birthday. So were all at his birthday yard party. About 25 people..Were all having fun drinking, smoking and joking and my friends wife comes around us guys eating a piece of her husbands birthday cake on a paper plate...One of our friends says to her "should you be eating that cake?", and she says "yeah why- I'm a too fat?" or something like that, and he says "what about Phils birthday present?".. She looked puzzled for a second, then turned red, steam came out of her ears and she screamed GET OUT! EVERYONE GET THE F OUT RIGHT NOW!! THE PARTY"S F-ING OVER PHIL!!!
Needless to say Phil did'nt get his birthday treat that year..
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