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Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?

Old Sep 28th 2007, 9:56 pm
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It's been since september 7th for me..And to be honest. It doesn't look like i'll be getting any anytime soon.
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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road View Post
It's been since september 7th for me..And to be honest. It doesn't look like i'll be getting any anytime soon.


Ohhh, sorry to hear that, what have you been doing to upset your wife ???????
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Old Sep 28th 2007, 10:00 pm
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Ohhh, sorry to hear that, what have you been doing to upset your wife ???????

I don't want to bore you with the details my dear..Lets just say she's overacting again
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Ohhh, sorry to hear that, what have you been doing to upset your wife ???????
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I fell asleep last New Years Eve ..so it may have been the previous one ...
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One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..
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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road View Post
One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..
omg, you count the days, how sad is that. sex is great but it aint everything in a relationship.
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I haven't had sex with my wife for ages, Mr Road.

Sex with YOUR wife, on the other hand...... now, let me see........
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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road View Post
One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..
So you home every night then ? have you tried the odd prod or two
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I fell asleep last New Years Eve ..so it may have been the previous one ...


LOL, you make me larf

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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road View Post
I don't want to bore you with the details my dear..Lets just say she's overacting again
Oh please do, I love details

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Originally Posted by flipflop View Post
omg, you count the days, how sad is that. sex is great but it aint everything in a relationship.

After one or two days, I start counting...

This reminds me of a funny story..One of my pals told "us guys" that on his birthday his wife lets him have a certain kind of sex..Only on his birthday. So were all at his birthday yard party. About 25 people..Were all having fun drinking, smoking and joking and my friends wife comes around us guys eating a piece of her husbands birthday cake on a paper plate...One of our friends says to her "should you be eating that cake?", and she says "yeah why- I'm a too fat?" or something like that, and he says "what about Phils birthday present?".. She looked puzzled for a second, then turned red, steam came out of her ears and she screamed GET OUT! EVERYONE GET THE F OUT RIGHT NOW!! THE PARTY"S F-ING OVER PHIL!!!

Needless to say Phil did'nt get his birthday treat that year..

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Oh please do, I love details

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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road View Post
When I get to know you better, I'll tell you in a PM.
It's kind of embarrassing
tell us more, tell us more...
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So you home every night then ? have you tried the odd prod or two
I'm working on it Brit.
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