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Sheikh Zayed Road Sep 28th 2007 9:56 pm

Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 
It's been since september 7th for me..And to be honest. It doesn't look like i'll be getting any anytime soon.

Perfumdiva1 Sep 28th 2007 9:57 pm

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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road (Post 5366239)
It's been since september 7th for me..And to be honest. It doesn't look like i'll be getting any anytime soon.



Ohhh, sorry to hear that, what have you been doing to upset your wife ???????

Sheikh Zayed Road Sep 28th 2007 10:00 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Perfumdiva1 (Post 5366243)
Ohhh, sorry to hear that, what have you been doing to upset your wife ???????


I don't want to bore you with the details my dear..Lets just say she's overacting again

flipflop Sep 28th 2007 10:00 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Perfumdiva1 (Post 5366243)
Ohhh, sorry to hear that, what have you been doing to upset your wife ???????

:thumbsup::rofl::thumbsup:

Ray Sep 28th 2007 10:01 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 
I fell asleep last New Years Eve ..so it may have been the previous one ...

Sheikh Zayed Road Sep 28th 2007 10:05 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 
One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..

flipflop Sep 28th 2007 10:10 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road (Post 5366278)
One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..

omg, you count the days, how sad is that. sex is great but it aint everything in a relationship.

The Dean Sep 28th 2007 10:11 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 
I haven't had sex with my wife for ages, Mr Road.

Sex with YOUR wife, on the other hand...... now, let me see........

britvic Sep 28th 2007 10:14 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road (Post 5366278)
One time in the mid ninties after she had our second child in 10 months I went for 24 days without it..That record is in serious jeopardy now..

So you home every night then ? have you tried the odd prod or two :sneaky:

Perfumdiva1 Sep 28th 2007 10:24 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5366261)
I fell asleep last New Years Eve ..so it may have been the previous one ...



LOL, you make me larf

PD

Perfumdiva1 Sep 28th 2007 10:25 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road (Post 5366256)
I don't want to bore you with the details my dear..Lets just say she's overacting again

Oh please do, I love details

PD

Sheikh Zayed Road Sep 28th 2007 10:28 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by flipflop (Post 5366296)
omg, you count the days, how sad is that. sex is great but it aint everything in a relationship.


After one or two days, I start counting...

This reminds me of a funny story..One of my pals told "us guys" that on his birthday his wife lets him have a certain kind of sex..Only on his birthday. So were all at his birthday yard party. About 25 people..Were all having fun drinking, smoking and joking and my friends wife comes around us guys eating a piece of her husbands birthday cake on a paper plate...One of our friends says to her "should you be eating that cake?", and she says "yeah why- I'm a too fat?" or something like that, and he says "what about Phils birthday present?".. She looked puzzled for a second, then turned red, steam came out of her ears and she screamed GET OUT! EVERYONE GET THE F OUT RIGHT NOW!! THE PARTY"S F-ING OVER PHIL!!!

Needless to say Phil did'nt get his birthday treat that year..

Sheikh Zayed Road Sep 28th 2007 10:29 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by Perfumdiva1 (Post 5366344)
Oh please do, I love details

PD

When I get to know you better, I'll tell you in a PM.

flipflop Sep 28th 2007 10:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Sheikh Zayed Road (Post 5366364)
When I get to know you better, I'll tell you in a PM.
It's kind of embarrassing

tell us more, tell us more...

Sheikh Zayed Road Sep 28th 2007 10:33 pm

Re: Men? How long since you had sex with your wife?
 

Originally Posted by britvic (Post 5366306)
So you home every night then ? have you tried the odd prod or two :sneaky:

I'm working on it Brit.


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