men in heaven
Aug 30th 2007 | 8:24 am
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men in heaven
MEN IN HEAVEN
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men
who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?" The man replied,
"My wife told me to stand here".
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men
who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?" The man replied,
"My wife told me to stand here".
Aug 30th 2007 | 8:28 am
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Re: men in heaven
MEN IN HEAVEN
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men
who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?" The man replied,
"My wife told me to stand here".
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men
who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one
man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
this line?" The man replied,
"My wife told me to stand here".
Aug 30th 2007 | 8:37 am
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Aug 30th 2007 | 8:47 am
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