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mythic Aug 30th 2007 8:24 am
men in heaven
 
MEN IN HEAVEN
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men
who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one

man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in

this line?" The man replied,

"My wife told me to stand here".

Confucius Aug 30th 2007 8:28 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5254649)
MEN IN HEAVEN
When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for
the
men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men
who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of
the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in
the
line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one

man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to
be
the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in

this line?" The man replied,

"My wife told me to stand here".
We make ourselves sick...We oughtta be ashamed...

beebee Aug 30th 2007 8:29 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5254664)
We make ourselves sick...We oughtta be ashamed...
just do as u are told!! :p

Confucius Aug 30th 2007 8:34 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5254668)
just do as u are told!! :p
What!!! Mythic posts a joke and all of a sudden you're the superior gender???!!!

beebee Aug 30th 2007 8:35 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5254688)
What!!! Mythic posts a joke and all of a sudden you're the superior gender???!!!
No boss.. sorry

Confucius Aug 30th 2007 8:36 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5254697)
No boss.. sorry
Go back to the kitchen and cook something...

mythic Aug 30th 2007 8:37 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5254688)
What!!! Mythic posts a joke and all of a sudden you're the superior gender???!!!
PMSL

beebee Aug 30th 2007 8:42 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5254701)
Go back to the kitchen and cook something...
Ha.. you are sooooo funny

mythic Aug 30th 2007 8:47 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5254732)
Ha.. you are sooooo funny
but i know you can cook, we had cheese and onion crisps :rofl::rofl:

beebee Aug 30th 2007 8:52 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5254752)
but i know you can cook, we had cheese and onion crisps :rofl::rofl:
shit man.. i could cook a roast better than a crisp..

mythic Aug 30th 2007 10:15 am
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5254784)
shit man.. i could cook a roast better than a crisp..
you certainly can, but did not want to say, cos BC looking for a chef in the chippy, :p

Blue Cat Aug 30th 2007 5:35 pm
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5254784)
shit man.. i could cook a roast better than a crisp..
MM is the roast girl !! :thumbsup:

mythic Aug 30th 2007 5:36 pm
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5255735)
MM is the roast girl !! :thumbsup:
will have to nip over for one :thumbsup:

Meow Aug 30th 2007 7:17 pm
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5254688)
What!!! Mythic posts a joke and all of a sudden you're the superior gender???!!!
All of a sudden??

Ha ha ha ha ha! :rofl::rofl:

Inselaffen Aug 30th 2007 8:51 pm
Re: men in heaven
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5255735)
MM is the roast girl !! :thumbsup:
my smutty mind read that in a different way :o


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