I am at an exhibition at Dubai Trade Centre so will be nearby. Count me in :-)

I will be honest from the start and tell you that I will not be attending. I only meet women from the internet and that is for physical activities only.

Have a good night.

Its quite true my friend, I have never met a man that I have only spoken to online, also I have never met an internet lady that I didn't have sex with. These are both facts.

Those escort sites are very convenient...........

Are they not banned here? (I will defer to your experience in these matters).

I'm not sure I could pay for it directly, I feel very uncomfortable in strip bars, etc. let alone something so clinical.

Can I ask how many internet encounters you have had?

Have you had any go wrong? Eg the 17 year old chick that is a 52 year old biker?

male or female 52 year old biker?

However I am going to suggest your moral compass is a little bit skewed if you are out meeting 17 year old chicks for sex. lucky bastard!

And what's wrong with a bit of gerbil?

Because I now have no money

It was either get rear ended or the fine, went for the fine, so all paid up, car still intact and with me. Obviously you have never had someone come screaming up behind you flashing lights and beeping, so had no choice to go through amber light.

A friend of mine had something similar happen recently and they impounded his car for 2 weeks. Sucks..

I love my cars, but they are replaceable objects. And most of the time damage from this kind of thing will be fairly minor. And on top of that you can use the opportunity to sue the tw@t for the whiplash you "got"...

874. There was a bad situation once when a lady told me that she used to be called steve, before the op. But you only live once.

At least half of that post is true

So you think the bit about the op was made up too?

And, I'm 50/50 on come along for drinks on the night depending on work/travel.