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Roadking Jul 4th 2009 7:32 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 
Do you come with a dowry?

Sorry, do you have a dowry???

MacScot Jul 4th 2009 8:07 am

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Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

You need to put this URL in your signature http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/wedding/t5511.gif

http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/wedding/t5511.gif PLEASE !

Spugsy Jul 4th 2009 8:11 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7723961)

u r so gay dude

MacScot Jul 4th 2009 8:18 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7723967)
u r so gay dude

..er...look in the mirror, mate ! http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1508.gif

You've brought that old line up against quite a few BEs on the bored...what's your fixation, mate?

Confi had a Smileys thread and I just found quite a few smileys and was having a bit of fun with them ! :sneaky:

shakh your bootie Jul 4th 2009 11:04 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

If you find a woman of a similar spec, toss her my way...........

Much as I love ya, twinks, you send feminism back to the stone age...

admon Jul 4th 2009 3:05 pm

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

you should just go the other 2% and become a full time escort.

twinkle-star Jul 5th 2009 2:36 am

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7723723)
I'm also looking for men who fit that description...In case you get more than one, share...

No probs will keep an eye out ;)


Originally Posted by Alexa (Post 7723730)
If you find one and he has a brother/cousin, send him my way please! ;)

You can have my left overs ...:D


Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy (Post 7723803)
Average looking / big shoulders, strong back and a small 'Ned'
Good job / reasonable earnings + BUPA for the family
Presently looking for a car which will be a nice one
Marina for 2 weeks, but new gaff will be in same location
No to credit card


any good?

No credit card??? :frown: Whats a Ned???:blink:


Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7723904)
Do you come with a dowry?

Sorry, do you have a dowry???

No ...not yet? what sort you looking for?


Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 7724185)
If you find a woman of a similar spec, toss her my way...........


Much as I love ya, twinks, you send feminism back to the stone age...

I'm not tossing any woman?? I'm not that type of gal....:ohmy:


Originally Posted by admon (Post 7724426)
you should just go the other 2% and become a full time escort.

Hmmmmm Too much "hard" work mate ...:p

Alexa Jul 5th 2009 2:41 am

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Twinkle...very generous of you, but I don't do left overs.

Timmy Molloy - London Boy Jul 5th 2009 3:32 am

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No credit card??? :frown: Whats a Ned???:blink:



Ned Kelly = belly

thnx for ur interest ;)

commander Jul 5th 2009 3:58 pm

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jeez, desperation personified...

twinkle-star Jul 6th 2009 1:52 am

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 7726718)
jeez, desperation personified...

Hey I'm not desperate Mr Commander.......:frown:
What makes you think that?? :blink:

littlejimmy Jul 6th 2009 2:01 am

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Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7725528)
No probs will keep an eye out ;)



You can have my left overs ...:D


No credit card??? :frown: Whats a Ned???:blink:


No ...not yet? what sort you looking for?



I'm not tossing any woman?? I'm not that type of gal....:ohmy:


Hmmmmm Too much "hard" work mate ...:p

I didn't even merit a response. :(

Roadking Jul 6th 2009 2:04 am

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 7728187)
I didn't even merit a response. :(

Who said that...???

Blue Cat Jul 6th 2009 2:08 am

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Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7728197)
Who said that...???

:rofl:

Confucius Jul 6th 2009 2:25 am

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 7726718)
jeez, desperation personified...

I thought the same, but in a different language...


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