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I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

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All us good looking guys with cash to spare are in Saudi unfortunately. If you're looking for someone like that in the UAE he's probably gay! ;)

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Hmmmm youre probably right there lmao!
Dont really want to go round in black all day...:eek: kinda takes away the whole shopping experience if you cant show off your new clothes...
How about they just send me a credit card? ;) comes and visits twice a year?:D

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Come to Saudi - you'll get a marriage offer on every corner . . . Got one for my 14 year old yesterday :frown: Agree about the showing off the new clothes tho - it's totally pointless getting dressed up to go shopping only to cover it all up. The exception is shoe shopping as you always need sexy shoes to flash from under the abbay!

I would go for the Carribean myself if I was looking to remarry - quite fancy living out there.

N

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i thought it was dead hot over there at the moment...?

MM, xx

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Think you will probably get a few takers here in Saudi :eek:

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It is that horrid muggy weather with no air so you can't breath and just drip sweat...:frown:
No air con over here.....We have had rain at night but its all gloomy and overcast this afternoon think its gonna rain....

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Excelllent....:thumbsup:
Send em all my way and I will start interviewing...;)
They cant be Muslim tho...Like my booze and bacon sarneys too much :lol:

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oh yuk, that's nasty...when you next over here, btw...?

MM, xx

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Supposed to be end of September... Hopefully!

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I'm also looking for men who fit that description...In case you get more than one, share...

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If you find one and he has a brother/cousin, send him my way please! ;)

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Average looking / big shoulders, strong back and a small 'Ned'
Good job / reasonable earnings + BUPA for the family
Presently looking for a car which will be a nice one
Marina for 2 weeks, but new gaff will be in same location
No to credit card


any good?

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Forget it m8, number 5 was the most important one :rofl:

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Not fussy at all...or superficial in the slightest...;)

I'm balding and fat with many medical problems....
Job - Not badly paid...
Don't have a car here just now...
Very nice apartment with excellent facilities but it's company provided...
You can have a credit card but it wouldn't be mine...

Oh, and I'm already married. So you'll just have to dream, baby... :cool:

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Do you come with a dowry?

Sorry, do you have a dowry???

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You need to put this URL in your signature http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/wedding/t5511.gif

http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/wedding/t5511.gif PLEASE !

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u r so gay dude

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..er...look in the mirror, mate ! http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1508.gif

You've brought that old line up against quite a few BEs on the bored...what's your fixation, mate?

Confi had a Smileys thread and I just found quite a few smileys and was having a bit of fun with them ! :sneaky:

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If you find a woman of a similar spec, toss her my way...........

Much as I love ya, twinks, you send feminism back to the stone age...

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you should just go the other 2% and become a full time escort.

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No probs will keep an eye out ;)

You can have my left overs ...:D

No credit card??? :frown: Whats a Ned???:blink:

No ...not yet? what sort you looking for?

I'm not tossing any woman?? I'm not that type of gal....:ohmy:

Hmmmmm Too much "hard" work mate ...:p

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Twinkle...very generous of you, but I don't do left overs.

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No credit card??? :frown: Whats a Ned???:blink:



Ned Kelly = belly

thnx for ur interest ;)

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jeez, desperation personified...

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Hey I'm not desperate Mr Commander.......:frown:
What makes you think that?? :blink:

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I didn't even merit a response. :(

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Who said that...???

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:rofl:

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I thought the same, but in a different language...

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Show me nude pics of you and I'll consider it.

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why do the pictures have to be of her in the nod

u need to see that she can dress nice - I think

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I'll marry you for a couple of nights.

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did u see photos of her in the nod mate?

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Lol

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Just when we thought Twinkie would die a born-again virgin, along came and entertainment general and an African waif to give her a good seeing to...

What's a buttplug???

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The understanding of "marriage" these days is totally effed up.

ok I am not goin to write more because I am in a serious mood right now. :)

Inv.

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Even a non-muslim wouldnt accept that... jeez!! :D

You've done a good job scarin the lads away ;)

Inv.

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Im muslim, everyone likes booze so thats not an issue, and if she wans my bacon in her sarnie all the better.

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:o twinkle-star find me a cutie one in Saudi