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twinkle-star Jul 4th 2009 2:34 am

Marry Me .....
 
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

edinburger Jul 4th 2009 2:42 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

All us good looking guys with cash to spare are in Saudi unfortunately. If you're looking for someone like that in the UAE he's probably gay! ;)

twinkle-star Jul 4th 2009 2:47 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by edinburger (Post 7723452)
All us good looking guys with cash to spare are in Saudi unfortunately. If you're looking for someone like that in the UAE he's probably gay! ;)

Hmmmm youre probably right there lmao!
Dont really want to go round in black all day...:eek: kinda takes away the whole shopping experience if you cant show off your new clothes...
How about they just send me a credit card? ;) comes and visits twice a year?:D

Nic1 Jul 4th 2009 2:55 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 
Come to Saudi - you'll get a marriage offer on every corner . . . Got one for my 14 year old yesterday :frown: Agree about the showing off the new clothes tho - it's totally pointless getting dressed up to go shopping only to cover it all up. The exception is shoe shopping as you always need sexy shoes to flash from under the abbay!

I would go for the Carribean myself if I was looking to remarry - quite fancy living out there.

N

Madam Medusa Jul 4th 2009 2:58 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...

i thought it was dead hot over there at the moment...?

MM, xx

edinburger Jul 4th 2009 2:59 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723463)
Hmmmm youre probably right there lmao!
Dont really want to go round in black all day...:eek: kinda takes away the whole shopping experience if you cant show off your new clothes...
How about they just send me a credit card? ;) comes and visits twice a year?:D

Think you will probably get a few takers here in Saudi :eek:

twinkle-star Jul 4th 2009 3:01 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7723484)
i thought it was dead hot over there at the moment...?

MM, xx

It is that horrid muggy weather with no air so you can't breath and just drip sweat...:frown:
No air con over here.....We have had rain at night but its all gloomy and overcast this afternoon think its gonna rain....

twinkle-star Jul 4th 2009 3:04 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by edinburger (Post 7723486)
Think you will probably get a few takers here in Saudi :eek:

Excelllent....:thumbsup:
Send em all my way and I will start interviewing...;)
They cant be Muslim tho...Like my booze and bacon sarneys too much :lol:

Madam Medusa Jul 4th 2009 3:04 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723491)
It is that horrid muggy weather with no air so you can't breath and just drip sweat...:frown:
No air con over here.....We have had rain at night but its all gloomy and overcast this afternoon think its gonna rain....

oh yuk, that's nasty...when you next over here, btw...?

MM, xx

twinkle-star Jul 4th 2009 3:07 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7723500)
oh yuk, that's nasty...when you next over here, btw...?

MM, xx

Supposed to be end of September... Hopefully!

Confucius Jul 4th 2009 5:05 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

I'm also looking for men who fit that description...In case you get more than one, share...

Alexa Jul 4th 2009 5:10 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723463)
Hmmmm youre probably right there lmao!
Dont really want to go round in black all day...:eek: kinda takes away the whole shopping experience if you cant show off your new clothes...
How about they just send me a credit card? ;) comes and visits twice a year?:D

If you find one and he has a brother/cousin, send him my way please! ;)

Timmy Molloy - London Boy Jul 4th 2009 6:14 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D


Average looking / big shoulders, strong back and a small 'Ned'
Good job / reasonable earnings + BUPA for the family
Presently looking for a car which will be a nice one
Marina for 2 weeks, but new gaff will be in same location
No to credit card


any good?

Euc- Jul 4th 2009 6:25 am

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Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy (Post 7723803)
Average looking / big shoulders, strong back and a small 'Ned'
Good job / reasonable earnings + BUPA for the family
Presently looking for a car which will be a nice one
Marina for 2 weeks, but new gaff will be in same location
No to credit card


any good?

Forget it m8, number 5 was the most important one :rofl:

littlejimmy Jul 4th 2009 6:55 am

Re: Marry Me .....
 

Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 7723443)
I'm sooooooooooooo bored today and over here in the gloomy UK...
And was thinking the easiest way to get back over there would be to get married...
Sooooo any one know of any single guy that fits the following:??????????:blink:

Good Looking/fit bod
Excellant Job/high earner
Nice car
Nice apartment/villa
willing to give me a credit card to go shopping with anytime.

Not fussy in the least ...only 5 little attributes needed :D

Not fussy at all...or superficial in the slightest...;)

I'm balding and fat with many medical problems....
Job - Not badly paid...
Don't have a car here just now...
Very nice apartment with excellent facilities but it's company provided...
You can have a credit card but it wouldn't be mine...

Oh, and I'm already married. So you'll just have to dream, baby... :cool:


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