Mischief Queen

Does anyone know anywhere in Abu Dhabi where a guy can get a massage from a female - non dodgy happy ending type... just someone who doesn't want a bloke massaging him.

I know there are places in Dubai but where to go in Abu Dhabi? Anyone?

Oyibopeppeh

Health spa at the Shangri-La I believe. Might be worth a call to them first though.

flares

Had a female last time out at the Six Senses @ T3 Etihad lounge (a real one not one of the Thai ladyboys who also work there).

Obviously no help whatsoever as you need to be flying...and have lounge access

Millhouse

Given your, somewhat strange, criteria I think it would be easiest for me to name places where you shouldn't go...

Mischief Queen

yes I'm with you there... ok tell me the ones (not) to send the poor unsuspecting person to...

al dente

Try Zen Spa at Rotana

Maxima

The Spa at the hilton Beach Club
Zen at Rotana
Royal Orchid Spa at Grand Continental Hotel

Norm_uk

Most of the Hotels have spa's that offer massage and a choice of male or females to do it for you. Even some of the dodgy three stars have them.

I can recommend the any of the facilities at the Beach Rotana - they have excellent staff usually.

N.

Tillybean

Zen at Rotana or the Shangri-La - my mate goes all the time and never gets a happy finish!

Millhouse

so he tells you

mentalist

Must be a dead ugly masseuse then.

al dente

I've always wondered about this. What does a chap do if he has an involuntary/ voluntary response.

Does one just turn on one's back and brazen it out? Perhaps with a pithy remark?

Millhouse

two options really... pay up and go for the happy ending or brave it out and laugh it off. no doubt they have seen it all before...

Bahtatboy

Suck it and see.

al dente

What happens if you throw the money down and then they call their boss? A la Michael Douglas.