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Old Sep 6th 2011, 12:39 pm
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Does anyone know anywhere in Abu Dhabi where a guy can get a massage from a female - non dodgy happy ending type... just someone who doesn't want a bloke massaging him.

I know there are places in Dubai but where to go in Abu Dhabi? Anyone?
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Old Sep 6th 2011, 12:45 pm
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Health spa at the Shangri-La I believe. Might be worth a call to them first though.
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Originally Posted by Mischief Queen View Post
Does anyone know anywhere in Abu Dhabi where a guy can get a massage from a female - non dodgy happy ending type... just someone who doesn't want a bloke massaging him.

I know there are places in Dubai but where to go in Abu Dhabi? Anyone?
Had a female last time out at the Six Senses @ T3 Etihad lounge (a real one not one of the Thai ladyboys who also work there).

Obviously no help whatsoever as you need to be flying...and have lounge access
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Originally Posted by Mischief Queen View Post
Does anyone know anywhere in Abu Dhabi where a guy can get a massage from a female - non dodgy happy ending type... just someone who doesn't want a bloke massaging him.

I know there are places in Dubai but where to go in Abu Dhabi? Anyone?
Given your, somewhat strange, criteria I think it would be easiest for me to name places where you shouldn't go...
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Given your, somewhat strange, criteria I think it would be easiest for me to name places where you shouldn't go...
yes I'm with you there... ok tell me the ones (not) to send the poor unsuspecting person to...
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Old Sep 6th 2011, 4:31 pm
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Try Zen Spa at Rotana
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The Spa at the hilton Beach Club
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Default Re: Male massage in Abu Dhabi (without happy ending)

Originally Posted by Mischief Queen View Post
Does anyone know anywhere in Abu Dhabi where a guy can get a massage from a female - non dodgy happy ending type... just someone who doesn't want a bloke massaging him.

I know there are places in Dubai but where to go in Abu Dhabi? Anyone?
Most of the Hotels have spa's that offer massage and a choice of male or females to do it for you. Even some of the dodgy three stars have them.

I can recommend the any of the facilities at the Beach Rotana - they have excellent staff usually.

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Zen at Rotana or the Shangri-La - my mate goes all the time and never gets a happy finish!
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Zen at Rotana or the Shangri-La - my mate goes all the time and never gets a happy finish!
so he tells you
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Zen at Rotana or the Shangri-La - my mate goes all the time and never gets a happy finish!
Must be a dead ugly masseuse then.
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I've always wondered about this. What does a chap do if he has an involuntary/ voluntary response.

Does one just turn on one's back and brazen it out? Perhaps with a pithy remark?
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Originally Posted by al dente View Post
I've always wondered about this. What does a chap do if he has an involuntary/ voluntary response.

Does one just turn on one's back and brazen it out? Perhaps with a pithy remark?
two options really... pay up and go for the happy ending or brave it out and laugh it off. no doubt they have seen it all before...
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I've always wondered about this. What does a chap do if he has an involuntary/ voluntary response.

Does one just turn on one's back and brazen it out? Perhaps with a pithy remark?
Suck it and see.
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What happens if you throw the money down and then they call their boss? A la Michael Douglas.
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