Limerick challenge....
May 20th 2008, 11:32 am
#61
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Re: Limerick challenge....
ScotsExpat and jvr20 are geniuses. 
Here we go. An old favourite:
There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
When a bloke in a punt,
Stuck his pole in her ear,
And said, you can't swim here, it's private.
Here we go. An old favourite:
There was a young lady from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
When a bloke in a punt,
Stuck his pole in her ear,
And said, you can't swim here, it's private.
May 20th 2008, 11:36 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
I love the novely favourite 'not the rhyme you expect' variety too. Here's one that's not as suggestive but still funny in its own way:
There was an old man from Dunoon
Who used to eat soup with a fork.
He said, "As I eat
Neither fish, foul nor flesh,
I should finish my dinner too quick."
May 20th 2008, 11:41 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
there was a young lady called Madam Medusa
Many men had tried to seduce her.....
fill your boots chaps!
Many men had tried to seduce her.....
fill your boots chaps!
May 20th 2008, 11:43 am
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May 20th 2008, 11:44 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
A pig farmer named Hunt
Once tried to bugger a runt....
to be shagged from behind
so the farmer sold him for a Punt (he was an Irish farmer)
May 20th 2008, 11:45 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Many men had tried to seduce her,
Most couldnt keep up,
With the wine she could sup,
And went off to find somebody looser....
May 20th 2008, 11:49 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
May 20th 2008, 11:51 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
a pig farmer named hunt
once tried to bugger a runt
he slipped over in piss
and its ass he did miss
and ended up shoving his dick up its....
May 20th 2008, 11:56 am
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Re: Limerick challenge....
There was an BE poster called Eva
She seems a bit of a Diva...
She seems a bit of a Diva...
May 20th 2008, 11:57 am
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May 20th 2008, 12:05 pm
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Re: Limerick challenge....
The Blood Brothers reformed one night at RockBottom
Upon listening, its a wonder no one had shot 'em...
The crowd began to hiss
coz SE kept nipping off for a piss
what do ya expect from some looking like Dot Cotton
Upon listening, its a wonder no one had shot 'em...
The crowd began to hiss
coz SE kept nipping off for a piss
what do ya expect from some looking like Dot Cotton
May 20th 2008, 12:34 pm
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Re: Limerick challenge....
There's a 48 year old man called Scotexpat
Who's every word is f*** this and f*** that
He has a voice like a bloke called Barlow
Not the one from Take That......, but from Harlow ...
Who's every word is f*** this and f*** that
He has a voice like a bloke called Barlow
Not the one from Take That......, but from Harlow ...