Limerick challenge....
You finish the previous poster's Limerick and then write the first two lines for the next poster to finish and so on.
I'll start with: One day, I was out in the rain And thinking "Now this is insane" Then an elephant shat On my guitar playing cat I really must quit the cocaine. First two lines of next Limerick... A centipede trying on shoes was disturbed by some quite shocking news... |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 6366427)
You finish the previous poster's Limerick and then write the first two lines for the next poster to finish and so on.
I'll start with: One day, I was out in the rain And thinking "Now this is insane" Then an elephant shat On my guitar playing cat I really must quit the cocaine. First two lines of next Limerick... A centipede trying on shoes was disturbed by some quite shocking news... I met on the web Bangle Man who has an empty head like a can when it comes to thinking he is very slow and if i say green he will think yellow i think what he deserve is certainly a ban |
Re: Limerick challenge....
(If there is something I loath....it's limericks...)
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6367100)
(If there is something I loath....it's limericks...)
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 6367107)
Now why doesnt that suprise me...?
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by Beard Man
(Post 6367064)
I met on the web Bangle Man
who has an empty head like a can when it comes to thinking he is very slow and if i say green he will think yellow i think what he deserve is certainly a ban Now give us the first two lines of the next Limerick and then someone can carry on from there.... |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6367111)
it does rhyme doesn't it...
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 6367112)
Good Limerick Beardy !!.....credit where credit is due..
Now give us the first two lines of the next Limerick and then someone can carry on from there.... Arabic poetry is far more beaitufll .. i wish you can speak arabic so that you adore the poetry i will leave it to you .. i am not very good at it |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 6366427)
You finish the previous poster's Limerick and then write the first two lines for the next poster to finish and so on.
I'll start with: One day, I was out in the rain And thinking "Now this is insane" Then an elephant shat On my guitar playing cat I really must quit the cocaine. First two lines of next Limerick... A centipede trying on shoes was disturbed by some quite shocking news... was more than he could spare to lose. |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6367100)
(If there is something I loath....it's limericks...)
If there's something I loathe, it's limericks (As favoured by morons and total pricks). Now I'm telling you The articulate few Use real word play - not mere word mechanics. |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by Beard Man
(Post 6367064)
I met on the web Bangle Man
who has an empty head like a can when it comes to thinking he is very slow and if i say green he will think yellow i think what he deserve is certainly a ban Although, it needs the third and fourth lines to rhyme ! For your example: I met a man on the web called Bangle Man who has an empty head like a can when it comes to thinking he is very slow and if i say suck he will say blow i think what he deserves is certainly a ban. A centipede trying on shoes Was disturbed by some quite shocking news he was ten hours late and missed his best mate Because he had to tie up all of his 100 shoes. Observation on me: Also not good at limericks !! |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by MacScot
(Post 6368309)
Fantastic start and topical for someone with English as a second language.
Although, it needs the third and fourth lines to rhyme ! For your example: I met a man on the web called Bangle Man who has an empty head like a can when it comes to thinking he is very slow and if i say suck he will say blow i think what he deserves is certainly a ban. A centipede trying on shoes Was disturbed by some quite shocking news he was ten hours late and missed his best mate Because he had to tie up all of his 100 shoes. Observation on me: Also not good at limericks !! thanks for the compliment :) one day you may see my video clips on TV/youtube giving arabic poetry :) but in english.. Naaaah i dont' think i will manage to be good |
Re: Limerick challenge....
There once was a 2 legged spider,
Who got pissed on White Lightening cider, He bought a big blow-up dolly, Took her home in a trolley, And wiggled and wiggled inside her!:D |
Re: Limerick challenge....
There once was a man who liked Bangles,
Took an unhealthy craving for mangles, He'd pull out his willie, Stick it somewhere quite silly, And now it dont stand, it just dangles...... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl: |
Re: Limerick challenge....
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 6369589)
There once was a 2 legged spider,
Who got pissed on White Lightening cider, He bought a big blow-up dolly, Took her home in a trolley, And wiggled and wiggled inside her!:D whos garden was full of pampas grass branches she bought knock off fake tan from a man with a van and now looks like one of the Comanches |
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