Paracletus

What should I ask the girl opposite me at work who talks to herself?

flares

Is your father ex-Roxy Music synthesizist Brian Eno, Philip?

Ethos83

Good god, no.

My father is a retired banker.

Ethos83

Are you sure she's really talking to herself?

Or are you hearing voices inside your head?

Paracletus

I'm quite sure she is talking, I was just treated to the song of the day 'come fly with me' as she is off on holiday this evening. She generally says things like 'I want to go home and sleep' and 'I ave a eadache'. Or if she is in a good mood which is un-usual, 'I joke, I joke'. She's greek.

Millhouse

Have you ever taken revenge?

Like, for example, pissing in someone's soup. (I have no idea who would do such a thing, cough cough).

kittycat1

If you were an animal what would you be?

And would you ever come back to the middle east?

And have you ever slept with a prostitute in Dubai?

Paracletus

Tyler Durden did. How about peeing on someone's toothbrush because they cheated on you..Girls can be so petty sometimes.

kittycat1

Have you ever worn ladies underwear?

Ethos83

Hell yes.

I have a sister.

Ethos83

Animal? Probably a dog.

Come back to the Middle East? Probably yes.

Slept with a prostitute? Hell no.

shiva

who's fault is it then that most of dubais landscaping consists of putting in the drip feed pipes then disappearing for 5 years?

Ethos83

Have no idea what you're talking about.

Anything that makes Dubai looks pretty is because of us. Without our lovely landscape designs this place would just be a sand pit. We're the mask on the reality.

Besides we're only responsible for the design, not the execution. Blame Nakheel.

Ethos83

Eh?

That's a daft thought.

Millhouse

Is it compulsory to include those telly-tubby hills in all of your work? Ever wondered how the grass is cut on them?