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Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

Old Sep 1st 2012, 9:24 am
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This is doing the e-rounds - an e-mail sent by 'Mike' after the girl he went out on a date with ('Lauren') didn't reply to his messages........ hurry ladies, or you'll miss him.......

http://blog.womenshealthmag.com/onli...r/viral-email/
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Is it possible for men to read through the entire thing ?

and now I am likely to get admonished by Meow for saying the above.
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Originally Posted by Boomhauer View Post
Is it possible for men to read through the entire thing ?

and now I am likely to get admonished by Meow for saying the above.
If he can write it, you can read it............. Meow won't mind.............
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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

I just can't work out why she doesn't want to see him again.
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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
If he can write it, you can read it............. Meow won't mind.............
Waaay too much jibba-jabbering to sift through.
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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

I fell asleep after the 1st paragraph.
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Thanks heavens I can speed read. What a needy twonk.

I wonder why he is single...
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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

I made it to the third paragraph and then zzzzzz...

There is no way this is real. No sane man would send an email with that kind of detail. I reckon the woman made it up to mess with him after he turned down her advances on the first date....
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I made it to the third paragraph and then zzzzzz...

There is no way this is real. No sane man would send an email with that kind of detail. I reckon the woman made it up to mess with him after he turned down her advances on the first date....
He's clearly stalker material.
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He's clearly stalker material.
I'm not him darling but what's your email address?
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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

no sensibly randy bloke would even write an email and certainly nothing as jibberish as that...what happened to 'fancy a root'
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Scary. Hopefully he finds an equally needy and repetetive woman.

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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

I have never read so much shit! Man up and get over it, Shes not interested !

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Default Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........

This is hilarious. "I spent time, effort, and money meeting you for dinner". Could he be more romantic?
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This bloke sounds like Garfield's dim owner....
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