Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

This is doing the e-rounds - an e-mail sent by 'Mike' after the girl he went out on a date with ('Lauren') didn't reply to his messages........ hurry ladies, or you'll miss him....... :huh:

http://blog.womenshealthmag.com/onli...r/viral-email/

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

Is it possible for men to read through the entire thing ?

and now I am likely to get admonished by Meow;) for saying the above.

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

If he can write it, you can read it............. Meow won't mind.............

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

I just can't work out why she doesn't want to see him again.

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

Waaay too much jibba-jabbering to sift through.

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

I fell asleep after the 1st paragraph.

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

Thanks heavens I can speed read. What a needy twonk.

I wonder why he is single...

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

I made it to the third paragraph and then zzzzzz...

There is no way this is real. No sane man would send an email with that kind of detail. I reckon the woman made it up to mess with him after he turned down her advances on the first date....

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

He's clearly stalker material.

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

I'm not him darling but what's your email address?

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

no sensibly randy bloke would even write an email and certainly nothing as jibberish as that...what happened to 'fancy a root'

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

Scary. Hopefully he finds an equally needy and repetetive woman.

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

I have never read so much shit! Man up and get over it, Shes not interested !

If I had a dirham for everytime i had been given the elbow during my lifetime i would have two!:D

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

This is hilarious. "I spent time, effort, and money meeting you for dinner". Could he be more romantic?

Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
 

This bloke sounds like Garfield's dim owner....