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Halo misters you like more arak please i come get arak now ok misters i go now you like dance belly ah good mister i like to so i go get arak.................................2 arak thankyou that good enjoy i go now drink arak to it time now

and to think that someone actually took the trouble to create an id and an avatar to do this..

a quiet morning indeed..

Hello mister kazbar yes i would like to order one of your fine araks and some little nibbles can i have some spicy ones please ok then i will sit here and wait for you and did the belly dancer finish or could she come outso i can watch her dance i like to see the belly dancers ok then i will sit here then and wait

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Halo mister and welcome to kazbar i will get nice arak now and try get dance belly for you i will call .............. luluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu luluuuuuuuu .......... ok mister she say yes one little dance ok mister i go get arak ....................... mister one arak thankyou mister and you like little nibbles spicy mister ok i go now enjoy and call if want more enjoy dance belly ok i go

now your really going to confuse yourself

[QUOTE=Possums;7431204] now your really going to confuse yourself



Halo possum mister welcome to kazbar we sell best arak in middle east and nice spicy nibbles can i take your order thankyou

Arr hello possums fancy meeting you here arr its so nice to see a friend arr let me buy you a nice arak and here have some spicy nibbles Mmmmmm and look at the belly dancer isnt it fun i would like to belly dance maybe after a few more araks i will

Halo mister i come give you your order and enjoy with your friends i go now to serve other misters ok enjoy dance belly

la la la la hic la la la la hic hic hic la la la la la la la hic hic hic hic la la la la la la la la hic hic hic arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hic hic hic hic berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp hic hic hic berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp hic hic hic la la la la la hic hic hic



arr i feel sikc i think to mucsh arap hic hic i think i go now berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp hic ok mister kazman bye

hee hee hee hee you're as pissed as a fart Sherpa

i'll have a quadruple vodka on the rocks please

Hey, what are you lot all doing over here, I got confused then and wondered where I was.

We found your sneaky little hideout

I hide here to get away from the "all aussies are obese, australia's a sh*thole" brigade. I used to try and defend but I let the "australia is perfect and all aussies are perfect" brigade look after that now. Makes a good read though.

This bar sounds like the real Kazbar opposite the Jam Factory in Chapel Street, South Yarra (Melbourne)