The "Joke of the day" Thread
Nov 30th 2008, 6:46 pm
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Why do women call it PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken...
Mad Cow Disease was already taken...
Nov 30th 2008, 6:46 pm
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What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?
Sexy kids.
Sexy kids.
Nov 30th 2008, 6:48 pm
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
How could anyone stoop so low?
Nov 30th 2008, 6:54 pm
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And now a visual one to offend...
Nov 30th 2008, 7:05 pm
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hmmmm...nice
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Nov 30th 2008, 7:05 pm
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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
To get to the other side.
I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Nov 30th 2008, 7:07 pm
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Nov 30th 2008, 7:11 pm
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Yoga Indian style...
Nov 30th 2008, 7:12 pm
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Yoga Scottish style
Nov 30th 2008, 7:15 pm
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This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
Nov 30th 2008, 7:20 pm
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What's the difference between a gay and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your sausage.
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
A few years ago now, I got kicked out of primary school. The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, fingering one of the girls from my class.
When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he reckoned I was the best Maths teacher the school had ever seen.
A microwave won't brown your sausage.
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
A few years ago now, I got kicked out of primary school. The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, fingering one of the girls from my class.
When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he reckoned I was the best Maths teacher the school had ever seen.
Nov 30th 2008, 7:20 pm
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Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
Nov 30th 2008, 7:30 pm
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OK, so far; women, blacks, gays, Chinese, racism, Indians, French, gingers... who have we missed? Oh, I know...
What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded in the first place!
What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded in the first place!
Nov 30th 2008, 7:41 pm
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Benazir Bhutto stood up for human rights. She stood up to oppression. She stood up to dictatorship.
But I bet the **** she wished she never stood up to wave.
But I bet the **** she wished she never stood up to wave.
Nov 30th 2008, 7:44 pm
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Little Johnny is in the bath with his Dad when he says, "Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?"
His Dad replies, "Well, for a start, son, yours isn't erect."
His Dad replies, "Well, for a start, son, yours isn't erect."
