The "Joke of the day" Thread
How many lightbulbs does it take for a person who can't tell a joke to screw it up?
I mean..... :rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Ok, what's the rules, are we allowed dispensation for dirty, non pc, potentially offensive to the offended, etc jokes..
If so I have a few..and its not personal to anyone etc etc |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 7023547)
Ok, what's the rules, are we allowed dispensation for dirty, non pc, potentially offensive to the offended, etc jokes..
If so I have a few..and its not personal to anyone etc etc Go for it! |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Lets start...
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother...!! Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Next...? |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
best not some of them would leave me open to be accused of being a racist again...
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Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by Roadking
(Post 7023612)
Yes, to all of the above...
Go for it! Q: Whats the capital of Iceland? A: Two pence |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
best not some of them would leave me open to be accused of being a racist again... I don't think jokes about certain race, colours or creeds mean that you are neccessarily racist, however I can understand that they might offend some. I personally am not racist, but I still find those sortas of jokes funny, especially when the people of that 'race' tell me them in the first place!! Anyways....... Q: Why did the monkey fall out the tree? A: Because it was dead. This next one apparently has been proven by scientists to be the funniest joke in the world. "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. "The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ "There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’" Bison :p |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by andrewpops
(Post 7024816)
Slightly topical.....
Q: Whats the capital of Iceland? A: Two pence |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
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Originally Posted by Roadking
(Post 7024846)
Oh, did they get the loan then? :p
:sneaky: |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by Bison
(Post 7024841)
I don't think jokes about certain race, colours or creeds mean that you are neccessarily racist, however I can understand that they might offend some.
I personally am not racist, but I still find those sortas of jokes funny, especially when the people of that 'race' tell me them in the first place!! Ill save them for sickopedia.com ;):D what do you call a giggling black man.....? |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
How do you turn a fox into an elelphant...?
Marry her! |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 7023547)
Ok, what's the rules, are we allowed dispensation for dirty, non pc, potentially offensive to the offended, etc jokes..
Spurred on by the overnight attacks in mumbai, muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of bradford and are shooting anyone with a british passport. Police fear the death toll could be as high as two people. Security concerns have been raised following reports that the perimeter fencing at Knowsley Safari Park is falling into disrepair and there are no funds available to replace it. When asked about the consequences of a lion escaping and wandering around Merseyside, a park spokesman said, "Well, it would just have to try and defend itself the best it could" :p. Have you all heard "The world economy, explained with cows" yet? |
Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Snigger
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Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 7024960)
Snigger
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Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
Originally Posted by Bison
(Post 7023540)
How many lightbulbs does it take for a person who can't tell a joke to screw it up?
I mean..... :rofl::rofl::rofl: Phillippe Philloppe |
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