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And now one to offend the ladies...

What's the first thing a women does when she gets out of the battered wives center?


The dishes if she knows what's ****ing good for her!

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What do people with ginger hair miss most at parties














The invite

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Why do black youths where baggy jeans?

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To conceal their guns?

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Because their Knee Grows :rofl:

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A Catholic priest checks into a hotel room and says to the receptionist: "I hope the porn channel is disabled".
"No, its just normal porn, you sick bastard," she replies.

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The top 5 answers to the questions people asked Inselaffen about his wedding night:

5. Both, but it took practice.
4. Yes, but I'd never admit it.
3. Not for lack of trying.
2. Barely, but my back hurt for days afterwards.
1. Not like chicken, that's for sure.

;)

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What do you call a black guy with a stutter???

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How do you swat 200 flies at one time?


Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Oh dear.....

How do you get 20 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Put a tin of beans in there.

How do you get them out again?

Run past with the tin opener.

Bison

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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people:D

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PMSL!

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A man walks into a petrol station and says

"Can I please have a kitkat, chunky".

The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.

"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch" :rofl:

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What's white on top and black on bottom?












Society:D