Joke of the day
Nov 12th 2010, 6:26 pm
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Joke of the day
DH is trying his best to keep up with all the latest technology ... so he buys his son an iPod, his daughter an iPhone and treated himself to one of those iPad thigies. He then felt sorry for Wifey, so bought her a top of the range, no expenses spared iRon ...
On hearing that her elderly grandad had died, Katie rushed to her 98 year old grandmother's house. She asked how he had died, gran replied, "He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex." Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love. Her grandmother continued, "We did it to the church bells. Nice and slow. 'In' on the ding and 'out' on the dong", she paused for a moment to to wipe away a tear, "He'd still be alive today if that ice cream van hadn't come along!"
On hearing that her elderly grandad had died, Katie rushed to her 98 year old grandmother's house. She asked how he had died, gran replied, "He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex." Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love. Her grandmother continued, "We did it to the church bells. Nice and slow. 'In' on the ding and 'out' on the dong", she paused for a moment to to wipe away a tear, "He'd still be alive today if that ice cream van hadn't come along!"
Nov 12th 2010, 7:57 pm
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Re: Joke of the day
Vile.
Nov 13th 2010, 4:21 am
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Re: Joke of the day
Brians - please PM me your banned joke.
Nov 13th 2010, 8:54 am
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Re: Joke of the day
Started going out with a girl who has brittle bones.
Cracking ****..
Cracking ****..
Last edited by commander; Nov 13th 2010 at 8:59 am.
very good.
