Joke of the day

Old Nov 12th 2010, 6:26 pm
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DH is trying his best to keep up with all the latest technology ... so he buys his son an iPod, his daughter an iPhone and treated himself to one of those iPad thigies. He then felt sorry for Wifey, so bought her a top of the range, no expenses spared iRon ...

On hearing that her elderly grandad had died, Katie rushed to her 98 year old grandmother's house. She asked how he had died, gran replied, "He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex." Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love. Her grandmother continued, "We did it to the church bells. Nice and slow. 'In' on the ding and 'out' on the dong", she paused for a moment to to wipe away a tear, "He'd still be alive today if that ice cream van hadn't come along!"
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Old Nov 12th 2010, 7:57 pm
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Vile.
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Old Nov 13th 2010, 4:21 am
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Brians - please PM me your banned joke.
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Old Nov 13th 2010, 8:54 am
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Started going out with a girl who has brittle bones.

Cracking ****..

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Originally Posted by commander View Post
Started going out with a girl who has brittle bones.

Cracking ****..
very good.

my favourite..whats blue and f**ks grannies?



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