It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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Feb 17th 2013, 3:58 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

I think you're all just full of hot air.

I can smell nothing on planes and regularly fart throughout a flight. Normally by the time I am in my seat I've been worn down by stupidity, rudeness and ignorance of people thinking airports = manner-free zones.

**** 'em. Fart at will, the person next to you is probably a wanker.

Feb 17th 2013, 5:24 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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By boss flew back from JFK to Dubai last year and a guy on next aisle shat himself. He was drinking heavily and never realised until his two mates started to gag and left the seats quickly. I'm sure as the trolly dolly was cleaning up wearing rubber gloves, she was thinking "Emirates never told you about this in the glossy recruitment magazines".

They didn't make him clean it up himself............ ?

Feb 17th 2013, 6:14 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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And the next occupant of that seat could be you.... So if you didn't have a fear of flying before, then here's a reason to acquire one: the hygiene habits of all the previous occupants of your seat (with that nice fabric which is such a welcoming host to all sorts of microbial delights!).

Feb 17th 2013, 10:10 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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**** 'em. Fart at will, the person next to you is probably a wanker.

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Feb 17th 2013, 10:23 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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The Mrs

Lift the opposite cheek, direct away from friends / mrs / hot birds.

Feb 17th 2013, 10:43 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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Lift the opposite cheek, direct away from friends / mrs / hot birds.

I don't have room to move from side to side

I have to pump downwards.

Feb 17th 2013, 10:47 am

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Re: It's the 'Farting on Planes' thread........

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I don't have room to move from side to side

I have to pump downwards.

But then you might get the lucky feeling of an airy bubble tickling your genetlemen balls on the way out. Like in the bath but with a bit of a slower action.

Feb 17th 2013, 10:49 am

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But then you might get the lucky feeling of an airy bubble tickling your genetlemen balls on the way out. Like in the bath but with a bit of a slower action.

It usually warms my back...........