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Islamic Silly Season - Chapter Two:

Old May 25th 2010, 6:31 am
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Old May 25th 2010, 7:14 am
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Three years ago an Egyptian scholar who attended Al-Azhar University, Sunni Islam's highest seat of learning, called for women to literally breastfeed men as a way of getting around the ban on mixing of the sexes, according to the newspaper.
Brilliant! Sucking tits to become relatives!

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There's no mention that women generally (as far as I am aware) only lactate after having given birth. Maybe he thinks that all women just have a tap they can turn on and off at will?
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So basically if a copper stops me when I'm around with my gf I can just say "it's ok I was sucking from her bosom just last night" and he'll let me go on my way?

What a fine and civillised people they have suddenly become in my eyes!

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Brilliant...and I wonder if it works the other way around, if you know what I mean. Sorry officer but the BJ with my girlfriend in the back of my car was simply compliance with the fatwah.
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It simply amazes me how people distort things.
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