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The Dean May 24th 2010 6:31 pm

Islamic Silly Season - Chapter Two:
 
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http://business.maktoob.com/20090000...ar/Article.htm

Dilmun May 24th 2010 7:14 pm

Re: Islamic Silly Season - Chapter Two:
 
Hahahahaaaa
this just made my day :rofl:

Euc- May 24th 2010 7:24 pm

Re: Islamic Silly Season - Chapter Two:
 

Three years ago an Egyptian scholar who attended Al-Azhar University, Sunni Islam's highest seat of learning, called for women to literally breastfeed men as a way of getting around the ban on mixing of the sexes, according to the newspaper.
Brilliant! Sucking tits to become relatives!

I foretell that I will have a very big family :thumbup:

Millsyisland May 24th 2010 9:18 pm

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There's no mention that women generally (as far as I am aware) only lactate after having given birth. Maybe he thinks that all women just have a tap they can turn on and off at will?

Norm_uk May 24th 2010 10:23 pm

Re: Islamic Silly Season - Chapter Two:
 
So basically if a copper stops me when I'm around with my gf I can just say "it's ok I was sucking from her bosom just last night" and he'll let me go on my way?

What a fine and civillised people they have suddenly become in my eyes!

N.

lionheart May 25th 2010 1:08 am

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Brilliant...and I wonder if it works the other way around, if you know what I mean. Sorry officer but the BJ with my girlfriend in the back of my car was simply compliance with the fatwah.;)

Alexa May 25th 2010 3:22 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8587897)

It simply amazes me how people distort things.


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