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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome"... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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omg, i'm ashamed to say that this is soooooo scarily true...fine and whatever being particular favourites of mine!!!

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
omg, i'm ashamed to say that this is soooooo scarily true...fine and whatever being particular favourites of mine!!!

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in your case would need to add one more:

10) Muppet - the uber insult
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
in your case would need to add one more:

10) Muppet - the uber insult
no, no, no...i have told you it's the uber term of endearment from me...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
omg, i'm ashamed to say that this is soooooo scarily true...fine and whatever being particular favourites of mine!!!

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I like to favour the "go ahead" and "whatever" phrases....although I do use all of them!
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Although I've seen this before, the accuracy of it all is still very very scary.
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Although I've seen this before, the accuracy of it all is still very very scary.
I would like to say...if all men know this,then why do you still act dumb when we use these terms??
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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat View Post
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome"... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Nine fantastic reasons for avoiding "relationships" that last more than a week....
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Nine fantastic reasons for avoiding "relationships" that last more than a week....
and you are doing so well at it
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and you are doing so well at it
Beeeaaatch. I done made me a voodoo doll of you outta blu-tak... If you feel sharp pains in groin right now you know why....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Beeeaaatch. I done made me a voodoo doll of you outta blu-tak... If you feel sharp pains in groin right now you know why....
good job you didnt make one of the Mrs. I'm all out of puncture repair kits
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
good job you didnt make one of the Mrs. I'm all out of puncture repair kits
Perhaps she is adverse to pricks?
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Perhaps she is adverse to pricks?
Oooooooh!
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Perhaps she is adverse to pricks?
oh dear...that's not good for inselaffen is it...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
oh dear...that's not good for inselaffen is it...

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back onto the shitlist for you!
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