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Important Information For All Men....
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome"... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
omg, i'm ashamed to say that this is soooooo scarily true...fine and whatever being particular favourites of mine!!!
MM, xx |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 6037471)
omg, i'm ashamed to say that this is soooooo scarily true...fine and whatever being particular favourites of mine!!!
MM, xx 10) Muppet - the uber insult |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 6037479)
in your case would need to add one more:
10) Muppet - the uber insult MM, xx |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 6037471)
omg, i'm ashamed to say that this is soooooo scarily true...fine and whatever being particular favourites of mine!!!
MM, xx |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
Although I've seen this before, the accuracy of it all is still very very scary.:D
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by nottmbantam
(Post 6037507)
Although I've seen this before, the accuracy of it all is still very very scary.:D
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by ScotsExpat
(Post 6037293)
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome"... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Nine fantastic reasons for avoiding "relationships" that last more than a week.... |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
(Post 6037520)
Nine fantastic reasons for avoiding "relationships" that last more than a week....
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 6037623)
and you are doing so well at it :p
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
(Post 6037778)
Beeeaaatch. I done made me a voodoo doll of you outta blu-tak... If you feel sharp pains in groin right now you know why....
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 6037781)
good job you didnt make one of the Mrs. I'm all out of puncture repair kits
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
(Post 6037841)
Perhaps she is adverse to pricks?
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Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
(Post 6037841)
Perhaps she is adverse to pricks?
MM, xx |
Re: Important Information For All Men....
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 6037846)
oh dear...that's not good for inselaffen is it...
MM, xx |
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