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Old Apr 11th 2013, 8:01 am
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Originally Posted by Brains1983 View Post
Tommy Cooper. Everyone else wearing a hat indoors looks like a twat.
Everyone, or every man?
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 8:05 am
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Everyone, or every man?
Chefs just about get off with it, as do air hostesses and little kids, but other that it's everyone, male or female.
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 8:15 am
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Chefs just about get off with it, as do air hostesses and little kids, but other that it's everyone, male or female.
Traditional etiquette says that women keep hats on indoors. For example, men must remove a hat in church, women don't.
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 8:19 am
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Traditional etiquette says that women keep hats on indoors. For example, men must remove a hat in church, women don't.
forgot about the Jews, they can wear their cap aswell. Still look silly, but there we go atleast I don't appear racist.

Traditional etiquette says a load of horse shit at times.
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 12:04 pm
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Smear some thing sticky on your head, honey, glue, (your choice) then stick it in the sand. your head will be covered and therefore no longer offensive plus you won't be wearing a hat so obviously won't look like the aforementioned twat.
You can thank me later when you start to hear those knickers hitting the dance floor upon your grand entrance.
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 12:08 pm
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Smear some thing sticky on your head, honey, glue, (your choice) then stick it in the sand. your head will be covered and therefore no longer offensive plus you won't be wearing a hat so obviously won't look like the aforementioned twat.
You can thank me later when you start to hear those knickers hitting the dance floor upon your grand entrance.
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Oh, and you will always be out of place in a trilby if you're not a spy working for MI6 in the 70's. Same for small Stetson unless you're one of those American kiddie beauty pageant train wrecks a la toddlers and tiaras.
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 10:23 pm
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I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....

In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...


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pork pie, especially as you are in the ME
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Old Apr 11th 2013, 11:09 pm
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[QUOTE=Eva;10654363]I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....

In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A [/QUOTE

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Old Apr 11th 2013, 11:14 pm
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I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....

In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A [/QUOTE

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Your God what..or why?
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Eva's avatar wears a very nice hat indeed. Probably wouldn't suit you much, though....

As an involunary slaphead, though, I recomend the Austrailian bush hat.... WITHOUT CORKS!!
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Old Apr 12th 2013, 2:49 am
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Originally Posted by Eva View Post
I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....

In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A
Nice...and don't forget Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" and Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones", both wore those snap brim fedoras with style!
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Old Apr 13th 2013, 10:57 am
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Nice...and don't forget Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" and Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones", both wore those snap brim fedoras with style!
I think there should be more hat wearing. Watch TV footage from the 50s and almost everyone has a hat.

I had this one earlier

but now I've changed into this low-key number
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Is that a dildo on the side of the hat?
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