I need a hat

Old Apr 6th 2013, 9:11 pm
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For wearing in the evening when I go out, but wearable indoors (in the bar, casino and the like), coz: the bar I'm in right now is cold, it's chilly outside when I walk to the other bar in town, I've got bugger-all hair left and I've got a skin condition that's left my crown looking unsightly. My trilby is out of place here, my small Stetson is too flamboyant, and I'm not going to wear a baseball cap.

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Old Apr 7th 2013, 1:54 am
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Flat/rain cap?
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 2:38 am
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Sorry............. you mention that you're going bald, and that you have an unsightly head, but nothing can justify wearing a hat indoors........ take a look around when you are in a bar or other place where people gather, and ask yourself what you think of those you can see who are wearing hats........ precisely.

The same is true of people who wear hats while driving cars...........
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 4:14 am
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Surely there is only one option to be considered...

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Old Apr 7th 2013, 6:15 am
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should have asked me last week, had a milliner staying with me who had a superb collection of hats for men
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 6:19 am
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heres an idea
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 6:57 am
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Default Re: I need a hat

You might be able to rock this bad boy. The ears can be tied up over the head indoors making it a very versatile solution.

And here's John wearing this year's latest in leather dungarees.


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Originally Posted by Blue Cat View Post
should have asked me last week, had a milliner staying with me who had a superb collection of hats for men
So now he just needs a time machine and his hat problems will be solved.

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Old Apr 7th 2013, 7:46 am
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Take mine! - A Black Fedora, and wear a 'V' Mask!
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 8:16 am
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Not just any fedora but a Venice Fedora!
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 8:44 am
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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper View Post
heres an idea
Flat Caps are neat and so are the newer Porkpie Hats.
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 9:10 am
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Slouchy beanie hat, get down witcha homeboys!
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Old Apr 7th 2013, 9:19 am
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Originally Posted by Lawrence of Arabia View Post
You have only one reasonable solution, which you have dismissed. A baseball cap can be worn pretty much everywhere including indoors.
But it stops middle-aged guys gaining access to UK Pubs and Bars. The 'Admission Consultants' consider it to be 'Intimidatory?' - So I have been told . . .
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Originally Posted by Lawrence of Arabia View Post
You have only one reasonable solution, which you have dismissed. A baseball cap can be worn pretty much everywhere including indoors.
They may well be, especially by Americans and youths, but they really shouldn't be.


Bahtatboy, surely one of these?

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Bahtatboy, surely one of these?
Are you taking the pith?
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