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Old Jun 22nd 2009, 5:28 am
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A woman has cancelled her church wedding just weeks before her big day after discovering her fiancé is a porn star.


Haylie Hocking, 27, from Bristol, was set for her dream wedding and lavish country house reception but a friend spotted her other half, personal trainer Jason Brake, 30, in a porn movie.

The friend is said to have been looking for a male stripper online for Miss Hocking's hen night when she spotted a movie clip with Mr Brake in it.

The couple met in 2008 at the garage where she worked and Miss Hocking described him as romantic and a "passionate lover".

He moved into her flat after dating for six months and later proposed, buying her a diamond engagement ring.

Mr Brake, who had often gone away for weekends saying he was holding training sessions with clients, admitted he had been making a living from porn but said it was "only acting" and that he would have given up his career if she'd asked.
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Old Jun 22nd 2009, 6:41 am
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imagine though, her and her mates watching clips of male strippers, they are all excited about choosing one, they are laughing and giggling about the blokes cocks and.......on comes her boyfriend.


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on comes her boyfriend
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on comes her boyfriend
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on comes her boyfriend
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if he's earning good money, what's the problem???? I have heard that the male topless butlers over here are looking for staff - good way to earn some extra pocket money
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if he's earning good money, what's the problem???? I have heard that the male topless butlers over here are looking for staff - good way to earn some extra pocket money
should be handy for Spugsy and Commander - bit of weekend work
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should be handy for Spugsy and Commander - bit of weekend work
ooh Ideal then, because they only work in pairs (bit like a tag team)and minimum rental is 2 hours.....
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ooh Ideal then, because they only work in pairs (bit like a tag team)and minimum rental is 2 hours.....
shall we book them
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should be handy for Spugsy and Commander - bit of weekend work
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ooh Ideal then, because they only work in pairs (bit like a tag team)and minimum rental is 2 hours.....

As porn stars? or topless waiters?
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As porn stars? or topless waiters?
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Old Jun 23rd 2009, 6:33 am
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As porn stars? or topless waiters?
and you trying to wangle a tag team with me and commander?

Oh crikey.
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and you trying to wangle a tag team with me and commander?

Oh crikey.
take it as a compliment
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and you trying to wangle a tag team with me and commander?

Oh crikey.
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