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Spugsy Jun 22nd 2009 5:28 am

heh, poor lass....
 
A woman has cancelled her church wedding just weeks before her big day after discovering her fiancé is a porn star.


Haylie Hocking, 27, from Bristol, was set for her dream wedding and lavish country house reception but a friend spotted her other half, personal trainer Jason Brake, 30, in a porn movie.

The friend is said to have been looking for a male stripper online for Miss Hocking's hen night when she spotted a movie clip with Mr Brake in it.

The couple met in 2008 at the garage where she worked and Miss Hocking described him as romantic and a "passionate lover".

He moved into her flat after dating for six months and later proposed, buying her a diamond engagement ring.

Mr Brake, who had often gone away for weekends saying he was holding training sessions with clients, admitted he had been making a living from porn but said it was "only acting" and that he would have given up his career if she'd asked.

Blue Cat Jun 22nd 2009 5:44 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Spugsy Jun 22nd 2009 6:41 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7686985)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

imagine though, her and her mates watching clips of male strippers, they are all excited about choosing one, they are laughing and giggling about the blokes cocks and.......on comes her boyfriend.


BWAH HA HA!

eylesda Jun 22nd 2009 7:28 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 
on comes her boyfriend:rofl::rofl:

Blue Cat Jun 22nd 2009 9:11 am

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Originally Posted by eylesda (Post 7687207)
on comes her boyfriend:rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Euc- Jun 22nd 2009 9:13 am

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Originally Posted by eylesda (Post 7687207)
on comes her boyfriend:rofl::rofl:

rofl :rofl::rofl::rofl:

moto111 Jun 22nd 2009 3:46 pm

Re: heh, poor lass....
 
if he's earning good money, what's the problem???? I have heard that the male topless butlers over here are looking for staff - good way to earn some extra pocket money:lol:

Blue Cat Jun 23rd 2009 3:29 am

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Originally Posted by moto111 (Post 7688428)
if he's earning good money, what's the problem???? I have heard that the male topless butlers over here are looking for staff - good way to earn some extra pocket money:lol:

should be handy for Spugsy and Commander - bit of weekend work ;)

moto111 Jun 23rd 2009 5:50 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7689751)
should be handy for Spugsy and Commander - bit of weekend work ;)

ooh Ideal then, because they only work in pairs (bit like a tag team)and minimum rental is 2 hours.....:rofl:

Blue Cat Jun 23rd 2009 5:52 am

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Originally Posted by moto111 (Post 7689975)
ooh Ideal then, because they only work in pairs (bit like a tag team)and minimum rental is 2 hours.....:rofl:

shall we book them :p

seraphnina Jun 23rd 2009 6:00 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7689751)
should be handy for Spugsy and Commander - bit of weekend work ;)


Originally Posted by moto111 (Post 7689975)
ooh Ideal then, because they only work in pairs (bit like a tag team)and minimum rental is 2 hours.....:rofl:


As porn stars? or topless waiters?

Blue Cat Jun 23rd 2009 6:21 am

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Originally Posted by seraphnina (Post 7689999)
As porn stars? or topless waiters?

waiters :p

Spugsy Jun 23rd 2009 6:33 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 

Originally Posted by seraphnina (Post 7689999)
As porn stars? or topless waiters?

and you trying to wangle a tag team with me and commander?

Oh crikey.

Blue Cat Jun 23rd 2009 6:36 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7690059)
and you trying to wangle a tag team with me and commander?

Oh crikey.

take it as a compliment ;)

seraphnina Jun 23rd 2009 6:39 am

Re: heh, poor lass....
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7690059)
and you trying to wangle a tag team with me and commander?

Oh crikey.

threesome???


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