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Old Feb 18th 2009, 11:17 am
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Default Re: Have you ever had an 'imaginary friend'?

Originally Posted by Charismatic
Sweeeeet .
I'm going to do what I usually do when I hear Scottish people talk. I'm going to nod politely and pretend I understood , then turn away and talk to someone else .

Fair?
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 11:58 am
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Originally Posted by Charismatic
I'm going to do what I usually do when I hear Scottish people talk. I'm going to nod politely and pretend I understood , then turn away and talk to someone else .

Fair?
No...I wrote that with an English accent !
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Bison
As I child perhaps, or do you still have one now....
I have an imaginary sex slave...
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:09 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
I have an imaginary sex slave...
Why not get a real one?
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:10 pm
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Originally Posted by MacScot
Why not get a real one?
The real one a lady...A sensual, sexual, perfect woman...
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:15 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
The real one a lady...A sensual, sexual, perfect woman...
..agree, but why a slave (submissive?)...let her on top, no ?
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:19 pm
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Originally Posted by MacScot
..agree, but why a slave (submissive?)...let her on top, no ?
On top is alright...I usually love to do it from behind, while pulling her hairs, and I would have an angry face on while doing it...Haaarrrrrrr...
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Cleopatra
I do that
Yes dear .
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
shocking
Quiet you. Can't you see I'm trying to talk to MacScot .
Originally Posted by MacScot
No...I wrote that with an English accent !
Right, sorry about that can you repeat that very slowly and in English?


Seriously I don't know what it is but of all the British accents a northern Scottish one is most difficult to understand. Not only is it an accent but they change some of the word so it's like trying to understand a book after all the vowels have been taken out with a vivid marker .

Mind you had Bonnie Prince Charlie been able to convince his Jacobite army to march on London things might be different .
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:27 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
On top is alright...I usually love to do it from behind, while pulling her hairs, and I would have an angry face on while doing it...Haaarrrrrrr...
Try one hand to twist her arm so she doesn't squirm and the other to hold her hair...

...on you imaginary sex slave I mean of course.
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:29 pm
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Default Re: Have you ever had an 'imaginary friend'?

Originally Posted by Charismatic
Try one hand to twist her arm so she doesn't squirm and the other to hold her hair...

...on you imaginary sex slave I mean of course.
I usually do that with her left hand...Her other hand supports her to the wall...
And if there is no wall, I let the kitchen sink support her head...
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:33 pm
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Default Re: Have you ever had an 'imaginary friend'?

Originally Posted by Confucius
I usually do that with her left hand...Her other hand supports her to the wall...
And if there is no wall, I let the kitchen sink support her head...
you really do have a vivid imagination, don't you...

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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:39 pm
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
you really do have a vivid imagination, don't you...

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nearly as bad as Bisons.
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:45 pm
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
you really do have a vivid imagination, don't you...

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Yes...And if I'm not mistaken, your hairs have strong roots...
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 12:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Yes...And if I'm not mistaken, your hairs have strong roots...
don't be rude, i only just had it done...

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Originally Posted by Cleopatra
nearly as bad as Bisons.
oh no, no one could be that bad, lol...

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