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the_red_sheep Apr 19th 2010 3:40 pm

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My Dubai ‘adventure’ is well underway, with most of the teething problems sorted. I’ve stopped trying to work out why anything is the way it is – like why the layout of Dubai Mall car park was designed by someone who’s never been in a car – and subsequently my blood pressure has returned to healthier levels. Thanks to all those who offered advice and insights, all very useful and much appreciated.



Now that I’m settled I’m looking to get more social. So most important thing first – football. I know this has been asked before, but not for a wee while (I think), but does anyone know of any regular 5/7/11 a-side football games, nothing too serious just kick about/jumpers for goalposts stuff?



Also, can anyone recommend any bars that show Premiership and SPL games, preferably reasonably close to Downtown?

StublueKPL Apr 20th 2010 8:26 am

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Depending on what team you support....................... ABZ (im guessing aberdeen by the airport code and the sheep!)

If you head to Al Barsha, to the Golden Tulip hotel. There is a bar called the Locker Room which shows both (however, its one of the bars where the Rangers fans meet (like me) (others include Biggles bar at the millenium airport hotel and Goodfellas at Bur Dubai in the Regent hotel although all the bars are mixed.

But the tulip would only be about 20dhs in a taxi from Downtown i think and it shows around 6/7 games on saturdays at the same time, as does Goodfellas.

Brains1983 Apr 20th 2010 9:50 am

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Goodies in Regal Plaza is good for the footy!

too many huns mind ....

lionheart Apr 20th 2010 10:39 am

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Try the Players Lounge at Country Club Hotel, Port Rashid or Waxy O'connors, Ascot Hotel, Bank Street (the comfy lounge upstairs rather than the shitty bar downstairs) both within 10-15 minutes by taxi. Waxy does the full Irish breakfast, five beers and roast lunch for Dhs85 on Saturdays. Spugsy is your man for playing footy at Safa Park on Friday afternoons.

Jim Smith Apr 20th 2010 12:22 pm

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Also, can anyone recommend any bars that show Premiership and SPL games, preferably reasonably close to Downtown?[/QUOTE]



What about that bar with the strange name Nuttuzzi or something like that(Supposed to be made up from NZ, AUS and SA??) in I believe Al Manzil Hotel in Downtown/Old Town area. It is a sports bar apparently although I have never been there!

NorthernLad Apr 20th 2010 4:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Jim Smith (Post 8509588)

What about that bar with the strange name Nuttuzzi or something like that(Supposed to be made up from NZ, AUS and SA??) in I believe Al Manzil Hotel in Downtown/Old Town area. It is a sports bar apparently although I have never been there!

Nezesaussi has a load of TVs, I've only been to watch rugby but it's a canny bar with decent food.

the_red_sheep Apr 21st 2010 3:31 pm

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Cheers for all the suggestions guys - sounds like a pub crawl is in order. Anyone game??

I think I'll try out Nezesaussi first as it would seem to be the closet to a 'local'. I'll report back.

StublueKPL - yes, I'm a Dons fan, so as appealing as a bar full of rangers fans sounds... You never know if I'm feeling brave, stupid, or drunk I might give it a go.

If anyone could recommend a game of footy anywhere that'd be awesome.

Brains1983 Apr 21st 2010 3:52 pm

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Who's that lying in the corner... Who's that lying....

Inselaffen Apr 22nd 2010 5:21 am

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8512096)
Cheers for all the suggestions guys - sounds like a pub crawl is in order. Anyone game??

I think I'll try out Nezesaussi first as it would seem to be the closet to a 'local'. I'll report back.

StublueKPL - yes, I'm a Dons fan, so as appealing as a bar full of rangers fans sounds... You never know if I'm feeling brave, stupid, or drunk I might give it a go.

If anyone could recommend a game of footy anywhere that'd be awesome.

2 Dons fans on one forum. can't be legal!!

Nezesaussi is a rugby bar so if football clashes with rugby they will show rugby

NorthernLad Apr 22nd 2010 7:35 am

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 8513497)
2 Dons fans on one forum. can't be legal!!

Nezesaussi is a rugby bar so if football clashes with rugby they will show rugby

Last time I was in they had rugby on big screens but other sport on the small screens all around the bar (you obviously need a spot near to the bar).

the_red_sheep Apr 22nd 2010 4:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 8513497)
2 Dons fans on one forum. can't be legal!!

Nezesaussi is a rugby bar so if football clashes with rugby they will show rugby

Depends on which forum, if it's www.sheep-flockers.com, then no it's not.

Rugby!! That puts a whole new demonic spin on things, as along with rugby comes "rugby people", a strange breed with funny shaped ears, necks as wide as their heads and impression that a ball doesn't have to be round. Freaks!

However, needs must I suppose.

The Dean Apr 22nd 2010 4:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Brains1983 (Post 8512140)
Who's that lying in the corner... Who's that lying....

Yea............ now what exactly is the history of the Rangers-Aberdeen hatred (it's far more than rivalry)? A Rangers fan who used to be at the British Embassy in Riyadh reckoned he hated Aberdeen almost as much as he hated Celtic.......

Where did this bad blood come from? :confused:

the_red_sheep Apr 22nd 2010 5:39 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8514613)
Yea............ now what exactly is the history of the Rangers-Aberdeen hatred (it's far more than rivalry)? A Rangers fan who used to be at the British Embassy in Riyadh reckoned he hated Aberdeen almost as much as he hated Celtic.......

Where did this bad blood come from? :confused:

Now there is a question.

Most reckon it goes back to a game in 1980 when Willie Johnston of rangers stamped on John McMaster's neck, leaving him in need of medical attention. Around this time Fergie was in charge and began instilling the 'everyone's against' mentality that he's perfected at Man U, although at Aberdeen he focused on the bias of the west coast media and the attention they gave the old firm. Fergie of course is no great fan of rangers as although he played for them he was essentially hounded out of the club as he married a catholic.

Whilst the football team (two European trophies, league titles and cups) went through a successful period it was also boom time in Aberdeen with the oil industry kicking into high gear, whilst Glasgow was in a state of continuing economic decline. Something the fans latched onto, with various wee ditties about living in slums, being on the dole, stealing hubcaps, and eating rats etc.

Then came the Neil Simpson tackle on Ian Durrant in '88. It's was a poor tackle, although Simpson's always protested that's all it was and there was no malice, that went over the ball and left Durrant with ligament damage that kept him up out for a long period, and many felt he was never the same player. Shame 'cause he's such a nice bloke!!

Various meaty games, sending offs, things thrown at players from the stands and such have pretty much always followed since. It's a pretty hostile atmosphere, I've not been to ibrox for about 15 years, after getting half bricks, coins and bottles chucked at me, and being threatened by a bunch of 40ish year old huns (i was about 18 at the time), some of whom had their kids with them.

There are pretty good summaries here http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns...679385&cc=4716 and here http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/scotland/1770821.stm

While there's no religious element to the rivalry, there is some nationalistic elements. Aberdeen fans have always tended to be strong followers of the Scottish national team, whilst rangers tend to more interested in disliking Ireland - you'll see 1,000 union jacks and ulster flags in the rangers end for every saltire. Aberdeen will sing Flower of Scotland to rangers God Save the Queen etc.

In summary they are wretched mass of unwashed lowlife (see Manchester, May 2008) and an embarrassment to Scotland, if the premiership want them then they can have then 'cause we don't.

I'm sure a rangers fan (if we can find one who can write) will have an altogether different story.

I should point out there's no great love lose between Aberdeen and Celtic either, or for that matter Aberdeen and Hibs, Hearts, Utd...

StublueKPL Apr 23rd 2010 2:37 am

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8514751)
Now there is a question.

Most reckon it goes back to a game in 1980 when Willie Johnston of rangers stamped on John McMaster's neck, leaving him in need of medical attention. Around this time Fergie was in charge and began instilling the 'everyone's against' mentality that he's perfected at Man U, although at Aberdeen he focused on the bias of the west coast media and the attention they gave the old firm. Fergie of course is no great fan of rangers as although he played for them he was essentially hounded out of the club as he married a catholic.
At the end of the day, Fergie wasnt good enough. If you ask any rangers fan of that era, he will say likewise. My dad is from Govan and friendly with Ferguson, all that crap about his wife is blown out of proportion. And fergie WAS a rangers fan growing up. His father wasnt.
Whilst the football team (two European trophies, league titles and cups) went through a successful period it was also boom time in Aberdeen with the oil industry kicking into high gear, whilst Glasgow was in a state of continuing economic decline. Something the fans latched onto, with various wee ditties about living in slums, being on the dole, stealing hubcaps, and eating rats etc.

Then came the Neil Simpson tackle on Ian Durrant in '88. It's was a poor tackle, although Simpson's always protested that's all it was and there was no malice, that went over the ball and left Durrant with ligament damage that kept him up out for a long period, and many felt he was never the same player. Shame 'cause he's such a nice bloke!!
no malice my A***. It was a disgraceful tackle
Various meaty games, sending offs, things thrown at players from the stands and such have pretty much always followed since. It's a pretty hostile atmosphere, I've not been to ibrox for about 15 years, after getting half bricks, coins and bottles chucked at me, and being threatened by a bunch of 40ish year old huns (i was about 18 at the time), some of whom had their kids with them.
Or a 60 year old guy from my bus getting bottled by Aberdeen casuals in their 20's about 6 years ago

There are pretty good summaries here http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns...679385&cc=4716 and here http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/scotland/1770821.stm

While there's no religious element to the rivalry, there is some nationalistic elements. Aberdeen fans have always tended to be strong followers of the Scottish national team, whilst rangers tend to more interested in disliking Ireland - you'll see 1,000 union jacks and ulster flags in the rangers end for every saltire. Aberdeen will sing Flower of Scotland to rangers God Save the Queen etc.
Every Rangers game you will see a Saltire as well as a Union Flag.
In summary they are wretched mass of unwashed lowlife (see Manchester, May 2008) and an embarrassment to Scotland, if the premiership want them then they can have then 'cause we don't.
and if we weren't there then you could invite the likes of Lisburn and other NOrthern Irish teams to the league as thats the level it would reach
I'm sure a rangers fan (if we can find one who can write) will have an altogether different story.

I should point out there's no great love lose between Aberdeen and Celtic either, or for that matter Aberdeen and Hibs, Hearts, Utd...

at the end of the day, no matter how much you want to be our rivals, you will never be hated as much as Celtic. But you are hated!

the_red_sheep Apr 23rd 2010 2:40 pm

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Originally Posted by StublueKPL (Post 8515670)
at the end of the day, no matter how much you want to be our rivals, you will never be hated as much as Celtic. But you are hated!

Mate, I didn't travel half way around the world to squabble about Scottish football. Lets be honest were never going to agree on the rights and wrongs of it - but it is what it is.

Everyone has their war stories about things that have happened around the ground and I'm never going to condone or defend violence or some of the OTT aggression that comes with the rivalry - a bit of banter before, during and after fine, but when it gets to the level it all to regularly seems to (on both sides) then a line needs to be drawn.

The Dean Apr 23rd 2010 3:39 pm

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8516645)
Mate, I didn't travel half way around the world to squabble about Scottish football. Lets be honest were never going to agree on the rights and wrongs of it - but it is what it is.

Everyone has their war stories about things that have happened around the ground and I'm never going to condone or defend violence or some of the OTT aggression that comes with the rivalry - a bit of banter before, during and after fine, but when it gets to the level it all to regularly seems to (on both sides) then a line needs to be drawn.

....... all of which is precisely why I am not 'religious' - it's not that I don't believe in God (although I don't), it's that it is used as a convenient excuse for all sorts of other garbage (including violence and, of course, terrorism).

It occurs to me that if people knew (instead of merely 'believed') that God existed, there would be no need for religions, would there?

the_red_sheep Apr 23rd 2010 3:52 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 8516760)
....... all of which is precisely why I am not 'religious' - it's not that I don't believe in God (although I don't), it's that it is used as a convenient excuse for all sorts of other garbage (including violence and, of course, terrorism).

It occurs to me that if people knew (instead of merely 'believed') that God existed, there would be no need for religions, would there?

But, the Aberdeen v's rangers rivalry has nothing to do with religion, it doesn't come into it at all. Aberdeen as a city is predominantly protestant, but that's never been linked to the football club.

Whilst I completely agree with your sentiment, even in a religious vacuum men would still find other reasons to fight each other, and blow each other up. As Stephen Fry said though, "Religion, shit it.".

The Dean Apr 23rd 2010 4:47 pm

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8516786)
But, the Aberdeen v's rangers rivalry has nothing to do with religion, it doesn't come into it at all. Aberdeen as a city is predominantly protestant, but that's never been linked to the football club.

Whilst I completely agree with your sentiment, even in a religious vacuum men would still find other reasons to fight each other, and blow each other up. As Stephen Fry said though, "Religion, shit it.".

Or as Esther Rantzen :blink: said: "If I were God, I'd ban religion".

StublueKPL Apr 24th 2010 8:18 am

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8516645)
Mate, I didn't travel half way around the world to squabble about Scottish football. Lets be honest were never going to agree on the rights and wrongs of it - but it is what it is.

Everyone has their war stories about things that have happened around the ground and I'm never going to condone or defend violence or some of the OTT aggression that comes with the rivalry - a bit of banter before, during and after fine, but when it gets to the level it all to regularly seems to (on both sides) then a line needs to be drawn.


In summary they are wretched mass of unwashed lowlife (see Manchester, May 2008) and an embarrassment to Scotland, if the premiership want them then they can have then 'cause we don't
Well if you didnt travel half way around the world to squabble about Scottish Football then why make comments like the above then???? And for your info, derogatory comments about "Huns" isn't the best way to speak to a Rangers supporter without annoying him.

I agree with you that it goes over the top sometimes and a line has to be drawn.

I didnt come on here either to squabble about football. I do that on other forums :p

Brains1983 Apr 24th 2010 9:21 am

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Dirty filthy huns is far more appropriate.

StublueKPL Apr 24th 2010 12:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Brains1983 (Post 8518273)
Dirty filthy huns is far more appropriate.

Hilarious.

Obviously the first part of your login name is a joke you mutton molesting neanderthal.

Brains1983 Apr 24th 2010 1:02 pm

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Aww sweetheart, I'm sorry.


Mutton not my thing, I'm a tim!

StublueKPL Apr 25th 2010 2:25 am

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Originally Posted by Brains1983 (Post 8518561)
Aww sweetheart, I'm sorry.


Mutton not my thing, I'm a tim!

Should you not be on Irish Expats then :p

TGFKASE Apr 27th 2010 4:17 am

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How did I miss this little gem of a thread????

As the other token sheep-shagger on the Bored, I have to agree with what abz-dxb wrote. Pretty much sums it up...

Stand Free.....

StublueKPL Apr 27th 2010 1:06 pm

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8523690)
How did I miss this little gem of a thread????

As the other token sheep-shagger on the Bored, I have to agree with what abz-dxb wrote. Pretty much sums it up...

Stand Free.....

run free you mean????? :)

the_red_sheep Apr 27th 2010 4:22 pm

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8523690)
How did I miss this little gem of a thread????

It's a wee beauty isn't it. Ask a simple question and get into an argument with a hun, if I didn't know better I'd think I was in a late night taxi rank!

TGFKASE Apr 29th 2010 6:06 am

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Originally Posted by StublueKPL (Post 8524585)
run free you mean????? :)

At least I am aware that I was born under a St Andrews cross....

Born Free...

TGFKASE Apr 29th 2010 6:07 am

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8525005)
It's a wee beauty isn't it. Ask a simple question and get into an argument with a hun, if I didn't know better I'd think I was in a late night taxi rank!

The Bored IS a pixelated late night taxi rank.....;)

StublueKPL May 11th 2010 4:49 pm

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8529567)
At least I am aware that I was born under a St Andrews cross....

Born Free...

you seem to think that because i am very proud to be british, i am a less proud scot.??? those thoughts make me and other rangers fans laugh.
IMO scotland put the great into great britain and we are proud of our heritage of being a scottish club who are proudly british.

check your passport mate. i'll wager my life it doesn't say scottish on it.

the_red_sheep May 11th 2010 6:05 pm

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Originally Posted by StublueKPL (Post 8558350)
check your passport mate. i'll wager my life it doesn't say scottish on it.

You're right it doesn't, but it should. I'm not sure why a bunch of largely englishmen sitting in London tell me that it can't and that they don't believe that I have the right to decide on whether it ever will. And, at the same time patronise me and my country into believing that Scotland is incapable of being self sufficient and governing itself. Last time I checked lots of countries of similar size, with fewer natural resources managed just fine. And these are the same men who have led the 'great' britian to a huge national debt whilst public services have declined and morale and social standards have become almost non-existent. Great job guys, thanks.

Spugsy May 11th 2010 7:54 pm

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Originally Posted by StublueKPL (Post 8558350)
you seem to think that because i am very proud to be british, i am a less proud scot.??? those thoughts make me and other rangers fans laugh.
IMO scotland put the great into great britain and we are proud of our heritage of being a scottish club who are proudly british.

check your passport mate. i'll wager my life it doesn't say scottish on it.

why would anyone want to be british? is this a religious thing? why dos ome notn iron folk want to be british or have anything to do with the queen?

I'm english, not british - it's a load of shite. It's like saying I'm 'european' really.

Inselaffen May 12th 2010 4:54 am

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Originally Posted by abz_to_dbx (Post 8558553)
You're right it doesn't, but it should. I'm not sure why a bunch of largely englishmen sitting in London tell me that it can't and that they don't believe that I have the right to decide on whether it ever will. And, at the same time patronise me and my country into believing that Scotland is incapable of being self sufficient and governing itself. Last time I checked lots of countries of similar size, with fewer natural resources managed just fine. And these are the same men who have led the 'great' britian to a huge national debt whilst public services have declined and morale and social standards have become almost non-existent. Great job guys, thanks.

Scotland has over representation in Westminster and its own Parliament
Time to cut down the number of Scottish MPS and create an English Parliament to cover the same policy fields that are devolved to the Scottish Parliament. Why should Gordon Brown be able to vote on the English education system?

TGFKASE May 12th 2010 2:51 pm

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Originally Posted by StublueKPL (Post 8558350)
you seem to think that because i am very proud to be british, i am a less proud scot.??? those thoughts make me and other rangers fans laugh.
IMO scotland put the great into great britain and we are proud of our heritage of being a scottish club who are proudly british.

check your passport mate. i'll wager my life it doesn't say scottish on it.

This is no fun... you bite too easily....

It may make you and some of your mates laugh, but I have met plenty of your lads who state they are NOT Scottish, they are British..

And its those twats that make the rest of Scotland laugh at Rankers fans...

StublueKPL May 14th 2010 6:16 pm

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8560696)
This is no fun... you bite too easily....

It may make you and some of your mates laugh, but I have met plenty of your lads who state they are NOT Scottish, they are British..

And its those twats that make the rest of Scotland laugh at Rankers fans...

Okay then, I wont bite.

We will all just be happy to be Jacobites who hate anything english and the thought of celebrating anything British disgusts us all.

Lets support independence and let Brussels dictate to us more?? Makes sense eh???

The OVERWHELMING majority of Scots vote for a Pro Unionist party. Labour/Tories/Lib Dems etc etc. We dont want independence.

TGFKASE May 20th 2010 8:57 am

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Originally Posted by StublueKPL (Post 8565402)
Okay then, I wont bite.

We will all just be happy to be Jacobites who hate anything english and the thought of celebrating anything British disgusts us all.

Lets support independence and let Brussels dictate to us more?? Makes sense eh???

The OVERWHELMING majority of Scots vote for a Pro Unionist party. Labour/Tories/Lib Dems etc etc. We dont want independence.

If your last point is correct, why is it that the SNP are currently in charge in Holyrood?

Or is the reply going to be that all these pro-unionists decided not to vote that time....

Im not even going to dignify your first 2 lines with a response....

flares May 20th 2010 11:04 am

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8577944)
why is it that the SNP are currently in charge in Holyrood?

No No No Jackie Chan No.1 in Holyrood...

Oh sorry...wrong thread...carry on

StublueKPL May 20th 2010 11:16 am

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 8577944)
If your last point is correct, why is it that the SNP are currently in charge in Holyrood?

Or is the reply going to be that all these pro-unionists decided not to vote that time....

Im not even going to dignify your first 2 lines with a response....

ok then i'll dignify your first line with one.
Firstly, yes the snp have one seat more than the labour party in the scottish parliament. (47 to 46) but the tories, lib dems have 32 as well and thats certainly more pro unionist parties than Pro Independence ones.


And for the main parliament, the one thats important with regards to independence.
scottish results:
Labour 41 seats
lib dems 11 seats
SNP 6 seats
tories 1 seat

Independence??? seems like a large backing there eh???

the_red_sheep May 20th 2010 4:14 pm

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So, football, great isn't it!!

Eva May 20th 2010 4:19 pm

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Al Whada won the league

the_red_sheep May 20th 2010 4:59 pm

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Originally Posted by Eva (Post 8578884)
Al Whada won the league

token girl chipping in trying to prove she knows something about football ;)


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