Blue Cat

this is one of mine

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

;

twinkle-star

Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light, twinkle, twinkle all the night.
Then the traveller in the dark, thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go, if you did not twinkle so.
In the dark blue sky you keep, and often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye, 'till the sun is in the sky.
As your bright and tiny spark lights the traveller in the dark,
Though I know not what you are - twinkle, twinkle little star.

Blue Cat

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every girl's got her patience (slight modification in this line)
And here's where mine ends

Desert Dweller

I like the poetry and the iambic pentameter of these lyrics:

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist
Reflection like a pizza
With warts and marls and zits
And just to even say her name
You've got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth
And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house
And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier
They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her
Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face
She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late
And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a mouldy manbean twist
Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed
Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube
And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude
When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in
A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim
If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits
Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits
And if i ever cracked my back for her Id amputate my dick
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist
Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that ****ing sick
So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it stiff
Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly
With a bastard arsehole twist

Blue Cat

Brilliant DD - who sang that!!

twinkle-star

[Intro X 2]
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo
Insania

Take a look around
At what technology has found
Is it what we need or are we killing the seed
Dictated by the screen
No more following your dreams
The worlds become a difficult place to be

Where are we going
(Does anyone care)
Hold on to real love
There’s so much to share

[Chorus X 2]
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo
This Is Insania

SAMS

Now Days

Smack That By Akon
Buttons By Pussy Cats Dolls
Don't Ya By PCDs

Oldies

Summer of 69 By BA

Desert Dweller

Kevin Bloody Wilson!

Along with other such classics as:

Mick The Master Farter
You Cant Say ****** In Canada
Do Ya f**k On First Dates
Grandad's Got A Stiffy

.........and many, many more!

NorthernLad

Macc Lads...

Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a story
About my trip down South with my box of England's Glory
I took some numbies and a Bodkan, to make me feel at home
I'm going down to London to dig up paving stones

Got to London, half past six, I wished I'd never come,
There's poofs down there drinking halves of lager
Without notes from their mums
No gravy at the chippy, and what's a saveloy?
Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys.

If I live to be forty, I'll never understand
Why they're open til eleven down there
To serve beer that's second hand
Dialing 0625 on the telephone, I said:
'Pull us a pint of bitter, Ray, tonight I'm coming home.'

We are all just simple lads, never asked for much,
Just twenty pints of a Friday night and a wife at home to.....

Madam Medusa

geez, i saw the Macc lads live years ago...i'd forgotten all about them!

MM, xx

Vim Fuego

Also classics from the Lads From Macc ...

"I've been with Sweaty Betty and it's not worth the wait."
"She's bangs like the sh*thouse door when the plague's in town."
"What the ****, ****, **** have they done to me pub?"
"Free Gravy tonight, I've got bad diahorrea!"

Desert Dweller

Best tour t-shirts- 'Come On Baby, Mince My Tatties' printed on the back!

Madam Medusa

lmao...

MM, xx

Miss Eck

"It's like seeing the man of my dreams
Then meeting his beautiful wife"

arbroath_abroad

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

could ye eat a chicken supper bobby sands

repeat to fade...................