Favourite Song Lyricis
this is one of mine
There's things that you guess And things that you know There's boys that you can trust And girls that you don't There's little things you hide And little things that you show Sometimes you think you're gonna get it But you don't and that's just the way it goes ;););); |
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Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, twinkle, twinkle all the night. Then the traveller in the dark, thanks you for your tiny spark, He could not see which way to go, if you did not twinkle so. In the dark blue sky you keep, and often through my curtains peep, For you never shut your eye, 'till the sun is in the sky. As your bright and tiny spark lights the traveller in the dark, Though I know not what you are - twinkle, twinkle little star. :thumbsup: |
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I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies I don't need no bible Just look in my eyes I've waited so long baby Now that we're friends Every girl's got her patience (slight modification in this line) And here's where mine ends ;););) |
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I like the poetry and the iambic pentameter of these lyrics:
Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist Reflection like a pizza With warts and marls and zits And just to even say her name You've got to be half pissed Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouth And when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the house And as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglier They tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with her Before she went to school each day they had to iron her face She'd get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being late And they had a potrait painted in six different shades of shit Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy manbean twist Including her own mum and dad she hasn't yet been kissed Just to even say her name ya got to be half pissed Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a Mouldy manbean twist When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tube And I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nude When she sits on the beach the tides too frightened to come in A sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swim If they made an ugly meter, shed blow the thing to bits Under grotesque in the dictionary theres a photo of her tits And if i ever cracked my back for her Id amputate my dick Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a bastard arsehole twist Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a bastard arsehole twist Hells Angels wouldnt root her, said there not that ****ing sick So she bought herself a dildo but she couldnt get it stiff Cos shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a bastard arsehole twist |
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Brilliant DD - who sang that!! :rofl:
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[Intro X 2]
Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo Insania Take a look around At what technology has found Is it what we need or are we killing the seed Dictated by the screen No more following your dreams The worlds become a difficult place to be Where are we going (Does anyone care) Hold on to real love There’s so much to share [Chorus X 2] Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo Duh Duh Duh Duh Doo This Is Insania |
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Now Days
Smack That By Akon Buttons By Pussy Cats Dolls Don't Ya By PCDs Oldies Summer of 69 By BA |
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 4849322)
Brilliant DD - who sang that!! :rofl:
Along with other such classics as: Mick The Master Farter You Cant Say ****** In Canada Do Ya f**k On First Dates Grandad's Got A Stiffy .........and many, many more! |
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Macc Lads...
Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a story About my trip down South with my box of England's Glory I took some numbies and a Bodkan, to make me feel at home I'm going down to London to dig up paving stones Got to London, half past six, I wished I'd never come, There's poofs down there drinking halves of lager Without notes from their mums No gravy at the chippy, and what's a saveloy? Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys. If I live to be forty, I'll never understand Why they're open til eleven down there To serve beer that's second hand Dialing 0625 on the telephone, I said: 'Pull us a pint of bitter, Ray, tonight I'm coming home.' We are all just simple lads, never asked for much, Just twenty pints of a Friday night and a wife at home to..... |
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Originally Posted by NorthernLad
(Post 4849476)
Macc Lads...
Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a story About my trip down South with my box of England's Glory I took some numbies and a Bodkan, to make me feel at home I'm going down to London to dig up paving stones Got to London, half past six, I wished I'd never come, There's poofs down there drinking halves of lager Without notes from their mums No gravy at the chippy, and what's a saveloy? Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys. If I live to be forty, I'll never understand Why they're open til eleven down there To serve beer that's second hand Dialing 0625 on the telephone, I said: 'Pull us a pint of bitter, Ray, tonight I'm coming home.' We are all just simple lads, never asked for much, Just twenty pints of a Friday night and a wife at home to..... MM, xx |
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Also classics from the Lads From Macc ...
"I've been with Sweaty Betty and it's not worth the wait." "She's bangs like the sh*thouse door when the plague's in town." "What the ****, ****, **** have they done to me pub?" "Free Gravy tonight, I've got bad diahorrea!" |
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 4849662)
geez, i saw the Macc lads live years ago...i'd forgotten all about them!
MM, xx |
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Originally Posted by Desert Dweller
(Post 4849677)
Best tour t-shirts- 'Come On Baby, Mince My Tatties' printed on the back!
MM, xx |
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"It's like seeing the man of my dreams
Then meeting his beautiful wife" |
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ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
could ye eat a chicken supper bobby sands repeat to fade...................:ohmy: |
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