Inselaffen

better than Snatch

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

shakh your bootie

LOL. Lock, stock has a fantastic script.....

Classic eighties movie - Wall Street

"My point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. "

Inselaffen

"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

shakh your bootie

OK, for all our Scottish posters...

From Trainspotting...

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ****ing earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!

MissDemeanor

and lets not forget the welsh......Twin Town..

This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your noses! Buy your own bloody glue!

shakh your bootie

Let's not forget Northerners.... from "Brassed Off"

Women on picket line: [chanting] The miners, united, will never be defeated.
Andy: Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie: Can they do that, women?
Andy: What?
Ernie: Piss in the wind.
Jim: No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie: No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim: All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
Andy: Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
Phil: Fart in a force ten?
Jim: By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
Harry: Steady lads. My missus does that.
All: [guffaw]
Harry: You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!

lionheart

There are a few good lines in No Country for Old Men but I am buggered if I can remember any of them. You guys must have photographic memories.

Madam Medusa

or access to google and imdb, lol...

MM, xx

nottmbantam

Pulp Fiction - Another one of my fave films ( along with Life of Brian )

Life of Brian:
Brian - Are you the Judian People's Front
John Cleese - F**k Off. We're the People's Front of Judiah.

The Dean

Can't remember it word-for-word - but I'd also vote for Clint's monologue in Dirty Harry........

"You gotta ask yourself 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well, do ya, punk......?"

Madam Medusa

here you go...

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

MM, xx

shiva

some absolute classics and a bit of triva
Full Metal Jacket
Former US Marine Corps Drill Instructor R. Lee Ermey was not originally hired to play Gunnery Sgt. Hartman but as a consultant for the Marine Corps boot camp portion of the film. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for 15 minutes without stopping, repeating himself or even flinching - despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick was so impressed that he cast Ermey as Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO"

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it

The Dean

".......... for a moment, I thought we were in trouble...." (BC and the SK)

shiva

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
Sam: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
Ilsa: I'll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum...
[Sam begins playing]
Ilsa: Sing it, Sam.
Sam: [singing] You must remember this / A kiss is still a kiss / A sigh is just a sigh / The fundamental things apply / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, "I love you" / On that you can rely / No matter what the future brings-...
Rick: [rushing up] Sam, I thought I told you never to play-...

Coxy the Bear

It's what I do!

Oh nearly forgot

It's better to burn out than to fade away!