MissDemeanor

As one of the threads went completely off course,thought i'd start a new one!

what are your favourite lines from films? funny,sad,or just plain class!!


We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that.
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it?

Snatch.......my favourite film!

Autonomy

"OI! Stuck chucking those spears at me..."

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"What are you doing Dave?"

"Get in the back over the van!"

"We're gonna need more booze"

"Where we're going we wont need roads"

"Wax on, wax off"

etc

... too many...

shakh your bootie

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"The past is another country; they do things differently there"

"There must and will be booze"

"I think of a man and subtract reason and accountability" (in answer to "How do you write so well about women?"....)

The Dean

"If you build it, he will come..........."

"Ease his pain"

"Daddy, there's a man on your baseball field...."

"Is this heaven?"
"No, it's Iowa"
"Funny - I could have sworn it was heaven...."

etc...

Coxy the Bear

We're gonna need a bigger boat has got to be a classic.

These are not the droids you are looking for

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

It's been emotional

God there are loads of these, this is gonna be another 17 page thread........which will be off topic by page 2!

nottmbantam

Snatch...

1
"Is that a dead man in there with a tea cosy on his head?"

2
"Come on Goldie, you should know how to shift a dead body, you're a bad boy yardie gangster...."

3
"I didn't want to look suspicious"
"Look suspicious? We're two black guys holding guns, sitting in a car thats worth less than your shirt and you don't want to look suspicious....."
"Hang on, there's someone coming..."
"Does he look hard?"
"Oh-oh. You remember your friend Desert Eagle .50, ........"

I'm surprised no-one has quoted it so far, but its a great film
"Show me the money" Jerry Maguire.

MissDemeanor

and we cant leave this one out......




Jules Winnfield: Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Pulp fiction

Autonomy

"We came, we saw, we kick its ass"

"I came here to chew gum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum"

Autonomy

You could pretty much cut and paste that whole script and almost everyline would be a classic...

"That's one tasty motherf**king burger!"

MissDemeanor

Up the airy mountain,

Down the rushing glen,

We dare not go a hunting,

For fear of little men.

You see, nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out.


....aaaah!

shakh your bootie

Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the ****ing Century!" In fact, **** it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: Alright alright, keep your Alans on!
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Financing revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now come on, lemme feel the fiber of your fabric.

MissDemeanor

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

Madam Medusa

"he's not the messiah...he's a very naughty boy..."

classic monty python...

MM, xx

MissDemeanor

hehe!!

shakh your bootie

But I, I call them dogs, and if they're lapping up their own vomit the only way to stop them is with the lash... Dogs can be taught many useful things, but not if we forgive them every time they obey their own nature.

-Dogville