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Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by soukie
(Post 9962528)
:ohmy: Yuk yuk yuk - I can't imagine eating any of this. I would be sick at the thought of it.
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Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by co durham boy
(Post 9962590)
It was defo dog mate , i watched them butcher it behind the back of the bar . I was working in a fairly remote area called Pagbilao in Luzon and dog meat is a bit of a fav with the male Fillipinos . They were always pissed on the local Gin and the " Aso adobo " used to make an appearence .
The women would never touch it but it was a kind of right of passage meal and it also ' made you strong' as they like to say when you're eating all that shite like dog , tigers dicks and all the other crap that is supposed to give you the horn. The dog never worked i just stuck to the bird behind the bar , much tastier ! N. |
Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9964163)
an impala is an american rapper? Is that a joke? don't get it anyway ( watches it go way over my head). :confused: I may be having a blonde day
Impala: Pronounced like "Him" without the H, followed by "Parlour". Its like a bloody quick antelope, which is probably why its used as a car's name (like Puma, Cougar, Cobra and Probe. Err, no, scrub the last one). However, make the first "a" sound the same as the first syllable of "eight", and you have the sound "Impaler". Impale means to pierce with something (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Snoop Dogg, as well as being a rapper, has also starred(?) in several porn films, doing a fair amount of impaling. Thus with one word we can bring together cars, sex, porn and Snoop Dogg. (And David Attenbrough, but I'm not sure he brings much to the party.) Efficient, if nothing else. Next I'll be teaching Scamp how to use the bloody potty. |
Re: is everyone dead?
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 9964434)
Next I'll be teaching Scamp how to use the bloody potty.
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Re: is everyone dead?
Bahtatboy - why not sit in the back of a car (one with tvs in the back of the head rest) watching porn whilst having sex listening to snoop dog on the radio- far easier surely....
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Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9964537)
Bahtatboy - why not sit in the back of a car (one with tvs in the back of the head rest) watching porn whilst having sex listening to snoop dog on the radio- far easier surely....
Would you have sex with one of them in the back of a car whilst listening to Snoop D-O-DoubleGizzle? |
Re: is everyone dead?
Ok get an Impala car with videos in the head rest, then sit in the back watching pron having sex listening to snoop dog.
Not into beastiality so no I wouldn't scamp- would you?- if you say yes you're wierd and i don't think I'll want to talk to you any more. |
Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9964537)
Bahtatboy - why not sit in the back of a car (one with tvs in the back of the head rest) watching porn whilst having sex listening to snoop dog on the radio- far easier surely....
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Re: is everyone dead?
You don't know until you try kittycat1.
And he is a Yorkshireman. They're solid... |
Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by Meow
(Post 9964595)
They're solid...
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Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9964545)
Ok get an Impala car with videos in the head rest, then sit in the back watching pron having sex listening to snoop dog.
Not into beastiality so no I wouldn't scamp- would you?- if you say yes you're wierd and i don't think I'll want to talk to you any more. (Insert shit joke about having slept with some right pigs / cows / donkeys / horses in my past) |
Re: is everyone dead?
Originally Posted by co durham boy
(Post 9960950)
Billingham....:)
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