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Miss Eck Jul 3rd 2007 6:38 am
Embarrassing dates
 
Just watching Along Came Polly and the scene where the guy uses her bathroom .... eeewwww

So, tell us about your embarrassing dates!

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 6:43 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5004604)
Just watching Along Came Polly and the scene where the guy uses her bathroom .... eeewwww

So, tell us about your embarrassing dates!
well many moons ago and I mean many!! I went out with a lad called billy hanratty. Only went out with him the once, we went to the Quay in Newcastle. Got back to my pad and I went to the loo, fortunately I locked the door - he started banging on the door saying he was starkers etc. I was mortified!!! Called my neighbour Maureen who is coming out here soon so you will meet her, and got her to come up and get rid of him. She had a spare key, opened my flat door to find Mr Hanratty naked in the the hall. I have been in lots of embarassing situations over the years, lots of fun!! :rofl:

Miss Eck Jul 3rd 2007 6:47 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004628)
well many moons ago and I mean many!! I went out with a lad called billy hanratty. Only went out with him the once, we went to the Quay in Newcastle. Got back to my pad and I went to the loo, fortunately I locked the door - he started banging on the door saying he was starkers etc. I was mortified!!! Called my neighbour Maureen who is coming out here soon so you will meet her, and got her to come up and get rid of him. She had a spare key, opened my flat door to find Mr Hanratty naked in the the hall. I have been in lots of embarassing situations over the years, lots of fun!! :rofl:
Fantastic ... PMSL!!!

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 6:50 am
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Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5004652)
Fantastic ... PMSL!!!
then I had the one who I had been seeing for a couple of weeks, nice guy, met him through week and then clubbing at the weekend, was quite into him, maureen will tell all! he announced one night that he couldn't go clubbing on friday cos his kids were in nativity play and his wife would go mental if he didn't show????? jesus! thank god for atilla the mouse!! oh then then there was the George Michael look alike :rofl:

Miss Eck Jul 3rd 2007 6:52 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004670)
then I had the one who I had been seeing for a couple of weeks, nice guy, met him through week and then clubbing at the weekend, was quite into him, maureen will tell all! he announced one night that he couldn't go clubbing on friday cos his kids were in nativity play and his wife would go mental if he didn't show????? jesus! thank god for atilla the mouse!! oh then then there was the George Michael look alike :rofl:
these just get better!! more :thumbsup:

Inselaffen Jul 3rd 2007 6:53 am
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004670)
oh then then there was the George Michael look alike :rofl:
was that the incident in the park toilets with the glory hole???

Fairydust Jul 3rd 2007 6:55 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5004690)
was that the incident in the park toilets with the glory hole???
Hey Ins you are on form tonight :thumbup:

Inselaffen Jul 3rd 2007 6:56 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Fairydust (Post 5004696)
Hey Ins you are on form tonight :thumbup:
I know! Im really gonna be in for it on the 12th :eek: :eek: :eek:

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 6:58 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5004690)
was that the incident in the park toilets with the glory hole???
nope this was years before that!! this was when george was straight. I was dating the best looking guy in my home town, he was a walking George, but then I looked like Jamie Lee and life was all roses. Oh to be young again! can't tell you what happened on here.

Inselaffen Jul 3rd 2007 7:00 am
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004713)
can't tell you what happened on here.
ok PM me !!

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 7:08 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5004727)
ok PM me !!
done:)

Miss Eck Jul 3rd 2007 7:12 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
This is sooooooooooooooooooo unfair :mad:

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 7:16 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5004780)
This is sooooooooooooooooooo unfair :mad:
it will all come to light :)

Fairydust Jul 3rd 2007 7:17 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004795)
it will all come to light :)
OMG 7 Days tomorrow ????????

Miss Eck Jul 3rd 2007 7:18 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Fairydust (Post 5004801)
OMG 7 Days tomorrow ????????
Will get my maid to go out first thing and get me a copy

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 7:19 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Fairydust (Post 5004801)
OMG 7 Days tomorrow ????????
:rofl: nope that aint me, but I am not sure where MM is??? and Patsy! bit worrying :rofl:

Miss Eck Jul 3rd 2007 7:23 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004809)
:rofl: nope that aint me, but I am not sure where MM is??? and Patsy! bit worrying :rofl:
Maybe MM is getting lessons on how to use the whip .. watch out boys :eek:

Ray Jul 3rd 2007 7:24 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004628)
well many moons ago and I mean many!! I went out with a lad called billy hanratty. :
He got hanged for murder I seem to remember ....
Or was that James

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 7:28 am
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Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5004835)
He got hanged for murder I seem to remember ....
Or was that James
it was one of them, they are scrap metal folk where I come from. :)

Ray Jul 3rd 2007 7:35 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004853)
it was one of them, they are scrap metal folk where I come from. :)
And part time nudists's

beebee Jul 3rd 2007 7:35 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5004683)
these just get better!! more :thumbsup:
My date took me out to meet his sister.. he was so funny talkin about the quick soup ad.. i laughed that much i thew up on him and his sister.. :eek:

Inselaffen Jul 3rd 2007 7:43 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5004828)
Maybe MM is getting lessons on how to use the whip .. watch out boys :eek:
as if she needs lessons!!! :rofl:

maranelloman Jul 3rd 2007 9:33 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5004835)
He got hanged for murder I seem to remember ....
Or was that James
I thought I recognised the name! I thought it was someone from school :D

No real embarassing stories here, but a nice one. Had an arranged marriage, and only met the girl twice before we got engaged. Passed the 5 year marriage milestone last weekend! :thumbsup::wub::wub::thumbsup:

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 10:34 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5004921)
as if she needs lessons!!! :rofl:
exactly....

MM, xx

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 10:36 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5004809)
:rofl: nope that aint me, but I am not sure where MM is??? and Patsy! bit worrying :rofl:
ohh we were out...and having a cool time...
MM, xx

Patsy Stoned Jul 3rd 2007 10:58 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5005591)
ohh we were out...and having a cool time...
MM, xx
MM>>>>>GO TO BED!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 10:59 am
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 5005649)
MM>>>>>GO TO BED!!!!! :rofl::rofl:
i'm nearly there...

MM, xx

Patsy Stoned Jul 3rd 2007 11:11 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5005653)
i'm nearly there...

MM, xx
in how many threads do I have to tell you this???:rofl:
bu88er, the baileys is finished, please may I have that bottle that is in your fridge?? :D

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 11:12 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 5005678)
in how many threads do I have to tell you this???:rofl:
bu88er, the baileys is finished, please may I have that bottle that is in your fridge?? :D
yep, of course doll...
MM, xx

Patsy Stoned Jul 3rd 2007 11:14 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5005681)
yep, of course doll...
MM, xx
please may I have it NOW!!!!! God I have a 6am class,
MM please tell me to go to bed!!!

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 11:15 am
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 5005685)
please may I have it NOW!!!!! God I have a 6am class,
MM please tell me to go to bed!!!
go to bed...now!!!

MM, xx

Patsy Stoned Jul 3rd 2007 11:18 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5005688)
go to bed...now!!!

MM, xx
you go first!!!

Patsy Stoned Jul 3rd 2007 11:33 am
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
phew!!! I think she has finally gone to bed!!:lol:

Patsy Stoned Jul 3rd 2007 4:18 pm
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MM where are you??? I have done 2 classes already...you want to go out tonight????:D:D

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 4:21 pm
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 5006196)
MM where are you??? I have done 2 classes already...you want to go out tonight????:D:D
yeah, and i've been up and out on summer camp run...so what!

MM, xx

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 4:44 pm
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 5006196)
MM where are you??? I have done 2 classes already...you want to go out tonight????:D:D
your grounded for failing to show at the club the other night, you let your clients down ! :rofl:

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 5:06 pm
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5006229)
your grounded for failing to show at the club the other night, you let your clients down ! :rofl:
moi...? never let my clients down doll...was just doing a bit of "intimate public relations"...

MM, xx

MataHari Jul 3rd 2007 5:38 pm
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5006260)
moi...? never let my clients down doll...was just doing a bit of "intimate public relations"...

MM, xx
you've not been ordering bed linens without me now have you...

Madam Medusa Jul 3rd 2007 5:40 pm
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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5006315)
you've not been ordering bed linens without me now have you...
never...i had you in mind the whole time...

MM, xx

Blue Cat Jul 3rd 2007 5:40 pm
Re: Embarrassing dates
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5006315)
you've not been ordering bed linens without me now have you...
isn't that Twinkles job? :rofl:


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