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I'd rather not comment....

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ohhhhhhhhhhh...

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All of my dates are embarrassing

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:o sure dont :o

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please elaborate :)

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that is one i can think of, i had my gf in our place back in egypt like 14 years ago, me & my parents lived in a flat, & we were totally naked, not expecting any one to come when my mum just poped her key in the flat door, & god... that was queit an hour afterwards!:rofl:

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hey Mythic...how's u??

MM, xx

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naughty boy :rofl:

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fine thanks MM and you

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yeah, good thanks...

MM, xx

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good, am off to bed for a few hours now had long week, may catch some of you later or tomorrow xx:p

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A number of years ago when I was still living at home, I had gone out one night and met a rather lovely young filly and decided to take a risk and sneak her home. My parents always went to bed before 11pm so I knew we would be safe sneaking in after midnight.

We crept upto my room and before things got really steamy I quickly set my alarm clock to go off at 6am so that my new friend could be away before the folks woke up.

The next morning I was awoken by a rather insistent knock on my bedroom door followed by my father proclaiming "I've brought you brekkie".

At this point time appeared to slow right down as a number of facts quickly meshed together in my head. The first one being that I still had a somewhat naked vixen under my duvet, the second being that my alarm clock had been strangely silent, the third was that my father was now entering my bedroom with a tray laden with breakfast.

It was the last of these that appeared to be the most perverse, he had never done this in my whole time on earth so why had he started now.

The tray funnily enough was laden with two cups of coffee, two plates with toast and some jam. I could have sworn he had a look in his eye of "That's my boy!". He then said I had about an hour as my mother was out shopping.

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Excellent story Benzonar.

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at least he knew you were straight!!! my friend had a similar experience. Her son was dating her best mates daughter. The best mate called and said that she had found condoms in her daughters bedroom and was really concerned that she was having sex. My mate was elated!!!!! :rofl:

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Whilst in NY;

My boss`s secretary and I were engaged in a few extra curricular afternoon activities (you know how it is)!

Whilst getting down to brass tactics, she decided that we should try a little bondage....

There I was, led into a bedroom blind folded, jeans round my ankles, and tied to the bed.

After having her wicked way with me, she tells me she`s off to the bathroom BUT she never returned.

My driver called to collect me and found me, tied to the bed...

I can see the funny side now but at the time, I was furious that the cow had used my favourite Hermes ties in order to hold me in place...

I got her back a couple of weeks later and we remain good friends, she actually introduced me to my GF

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I used to love Aesops Fables ....

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what's wrong with your eyes Ray? :D

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Reading too much bollix...

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as long as you are only reading it ... could be much worse :p

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i was always a jackanory fan myself...

MM, xx

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I do like chicken jackanory

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ohhh, is it hot...

MM, xx

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I prefer Tales of the Unexpected!

which is more apt when it comes to my love life :rofl:

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Dont worry Ray, stick to reading my stories.:thumbsup:

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OK Michael

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most embarrassing date i had was with a german back in the late 70's went to a disco in sarsdedt west germany, was dancing away, bottle in one hand bird in other, had just sort of picked her up in the disco, (god disco how old) nice village location, perfect setting, music was great, hands moving as they wanted, was about to give mouth to mouth when a mate said its a bloke in drag. went into one, found out she was not a bloke, but a nice frauline, how did i find out you may ask, he married her 3 years later lol:o:o