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Old Jul 28th 2010, 3:34 pm
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Originally Posted by saudiflares
few of us were going to turn up to this 'ladies' night' as 'the entertainment'. Welcome to join us Millhouse

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Sounds good to me. I offer a free service - just one question though, who in that picture do you propose I am?
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Old Jul 28th 2010, 3:43 pm
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Nope, never done the brunch yet. Those that I know who go are always in a group, which makes sense. Can't imagine a single or couple going, unless they're party types.

Though did go to Dubai's second 'best kept secret' this week (twice !)- a hotel with a large air-conditioned garden with shisha, drinks and mezze and Bohemian types - fantastic to sit outside (mid 20s) in the Dubai summer heat as if it was the Med.
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Old Jul 28th 2010, 4:55 pm
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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
Are you telling me that I have invested a year of my life making poor jokes and generally adding no value to any of the threads on this site only not to receive an invite?

I wouldn't mind - I wouldn't have gone but I'd at least like the opportunity to turn it down.
well thats why you were not invited sweetpea
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Originally Posted by MataHari
I am actually quite looking forward to it...just not sure on what to wear, might go out and buy something new...
I survived almost 6 years without sampling the ultimate Dubai institute that is The Brunch, but Friday will change all that...and there's a few BE'ers to witness the event, which should be fun!
remember it vividly...literally the day after i arrived in dubai, did the brunch we are doing on friday and totally knew i would settle in dubai no probs...lol...

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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
Sounds good to me. I offer a free service - just one question though, who in that picture do you propose I am?
Well, I am hoping that you are the hot guy and not the fat woman!!
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Originally Posted by saudiflares
few of us were going to turn up to this 'ladies' night' as 'the entertainment'. Welcome to join us Millhouse

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How dare you publish that picture without permission??

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Originally Posted by The Dean
How dare you publish that picture without permission??

My lawyers will be in touch.
I always knew you were a fat woman with appalling dress sense!
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
I always knew you were a fat woman with appalling dress sense!
Now THAT'S funny...........

............ and uncannily accurate
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Oh I remember it vividly..I was 16 1/2, home alone recuperating from a car accident- Broken arm- My moms friend came over to give me a pie and while there my mom called from Florida so I covered the receiver and asked Elaine if she wants me to tell my mom she's here- she shook her head and mouthed "no"...I knew right then it was game on, and yes, I enjoyed the pie

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Originally Posted by Lucky Luckhearst
Oh I remember it vividly..I was 16 1/2, home alone recuperating from a car accident- Broken arm- My moms friend came over to give me a pie and while there my mom called from Florida so I covered the receiver and asked Elaine if she wants me to tell my mom she's here- she shook her head and mouthed "no"...I knew right then it was game on, and yes, I enjoyed the pie

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you f.cked the pie right?
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
Well, I am hoping that you are the hot guy and not the fat woman!!
The likeness between me and the hot guy is uncanny.
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Old Jul 29th 2010, 5:29 am
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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
you f.cked the pie right?
Out of respect for my moms friend, i'm not gonna answer that...Until she dies which should be soon, I think she's 76
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Sigh.

I would love to have a first time story involving a billiards table, cues and racks of balls flying about at the pivotal moment.

But like most people it involved alcohol and groping around in the dark. I won't even claim the filly was that pretty. She did like me and she once contacted me out of the blue years later. But last I heard she married a London banker and is sitting prettily in an overpriced terrace house in Fulham, while I'm still in a crappy villa share in DXB.
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Do you wanna hear about my second time?
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