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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by weasel central
(Post 9122694)
60 year old hooker from liverpool that I met in a bar in Dublins docks when I was a student, I had a few drinks with her and afterwards we did it up against a rubbish skip belonging to a local abbatoir. I held her hair back as she was getting sick, and no it didn't stop me.
I'll never forget her.:cool: |
Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Ethos83
(Post 9122923)
I have discriminating tastes when it comes to women. No anonymous sluts for me. I need to know them for at least a day beforehand.
The one whose name got away was a random girl with a group of sorority sisters from, I think, the University of Georgia, who were sharing the rental house next to ours during a spring break in the Bahamas. A party got out of hand one night. All in all, I came late in the game so the total sex count for me is 12-13 girls in nine years. The final tally is up in the air as there's one girl who I possibly slept with but can't be sure as I passed out. |
Re: Describe your first
My fingers. Why?
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 9124084)
Who writes this shite for you?
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 9123061)
I've never, ever done it in a car.
Christ it sounds like a right pain. My current PRO (jolly, tubby Jordanian) boasts about doing it in a Smart car. She must have been frickin tiny!! |
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Re: Describe your first
Ethos, where the American Pie films actually based on you? Have you ever shagged any foodtype?
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9126026)
Ethos, where the American Pie films actually based on you? Have you ever shagged any foodtype?
(cute dog though) :p |
Re: Describe your first
I can't claim to having seen the American Pie films, although they're now so legendary I have a good idea what the stories are about.
I was once tempted with a bowl of custard but my girlfriend decided it was a waste of food. We prefer custard on pudding, not on bodies.
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9126026)
Ethos, where the American Pie films actually based on you? Have you ever shagged any foodtype?
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Ethos83
(Post 9126587)
I can't claim to having seen the American Pie films, although they're now so legendary I have a good idea what the stories are about.
I was once tempted with a bowl of custard but my girlfriend decided it was a waste of food. We prefer custard on pudding, not on bodies. |
Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Avarice
(Post 9126704)
i maintain that everything tastes better on bodies :thumbup: ...
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
(Post 9126721)
even lasagna?
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Re: Describe your first
[QUOTE][how come your avater is a dog kittykat?
(cute dog though) /QUOTE] Cat/Dog...To be fair Avarice Im not the brightest spark in the fire! ;) |
Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Avarice
(Post 9126723)
especially lasagna ;)
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Re: Describe your first
whatever floats your boat :thumbup:
@ kittykat - thats ok im a few somethings short of a... something aswell ;) |
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