Describe your first

Old Jan 23rd 2011, 9:16 am
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Inspired by the expatwoman thread.

What was your first like? Was it with the maid? The postman? At a rave? In a boring council house whilst the girl's parents were out? Was it worth it? Do you have fond memories of it or would you rather forget it ever happened?
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It wasn't worth it and the biggest memory I have of the whole experience was the pub landlord knocking on the bedroom door and shouting,

"come on Lovey. It's time to go on home. You only booked a single room."

As I scrambled into my clothes half dead from embarrassment I knew I could play this one of two ways - slink out and never go back to that pub again - or brazen it out and not feel ashamed of anything.

I decided on option 2 and when I got to the bottom of the stairs the landlord and his wife were stood behind the empty bar polishing glasses. I gave them a cheery wave and said "see you tomorrow!."

And I went out into the night to find my own taxi home.

My relationship with the pub lasted longer than my relationship with the sailor that I booked into one of the pub rooms.

Yeah I know I know .............. a sailor.
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Mine was slightly surreal.

It happened on a Kibbutz and was with a married Russian woman whose husband was in the Israeli army and on guard duty at the local base the night it happened.
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Very fond memories. In the nurses' quarters of a hospital. She had to smuggle me in and out, and we had to be really quiet. I think her first orgasm, too. Hospital was near Billericay. Call me Dicky. (There was, later, a lovely bit of slouch from Burnham-on-Crouch, too.)
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I'm still waiting for it to happen.
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I'm still waiting for it to happen.
It says describe your "first", not your "fist". Do keep up.
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A lady does not discuss such matters.






And neither will I.
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It says describe your "first", not your "fist". Do keep up.
ah, as the thread was started by Ethos I had just assumed it was homosexual sex.

in a little blue Metro (sadly not the MG version) on the driveway of my then girlfriend's house. I remember the car more than I do the girl.
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Mine was....generally unremarkable in the greater sense.

I'd been eyeing this girl in a class at university and she seemed to be eyeing me back.

As luck would have it we ran into each other in the bathroom at a drunken fraternity party. Someone was clearly retching in the shower behind us and we both started laughing. Full eye contacts made, I said something along the lines of "thank god I'm not cleaning up after him. Want to dance for a bit, ok?"

She said: "yeah, sure whatever."

We danced for about ten minutes in the crowded lounge of the fraternity house. I remember feeling quite excited and also a bit nervous that I was with her, but bit the bullet and moved my hands around her back a bit. She whispered that she wanted to get out of there. I just nodded and followed her out of the house. We went back to her room, had sex and fell asleep.

At about 5 AM I woke up and remembered that I'd actually lost my virginity. I think my first reaction was 'oh, well, interesting.' The second reaction was 'get the hell out of here.'

So I did.

I did duly call her later that day and she sort of laughed it off and at that point I realised I didn't really fancy her anymore.

I suppose the most remarkable aspect of it all was that I was twenty.....shocking to some of you, no doubt.

I do remember what I was wearing. In a moment of fashion blindness I thought it would be "cool" to wear a t-shirt with the old school tie and jeans when it was below freezing outdoors. Still have the tie.
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Mine was....generally unremarkable in the greater sense.

I'd been eyeing this girl in a class at university, and she seemed to be eyeing me back.

As luck would have it we ran into each other in the bathroom at a drunken fraternity party. Someone was clearly retching in the shower behind us and we both started laughing. Full eye contacts made, I said something along the lines of "thank god I'm not cleaning up after him. Want to dance for a bit, ok?"

She said: "yeah, sure whatever."

We danced for about ten minutes in the crowded lounge of the fraternity house. I remember feeling quite excited and also a bit nervous that I was with her, but bit the bullet and moved my hands around her back a bit. She whispered that she wanted to get out of there. I just nodded and followed her out of the house. We went back to her room, had sex and fell asleep.

At about 5 AM I woke up and remembered that I'd actually lost my virginity. I think my first reaction was 'oh, well, interesting.' The second reaction was 'get the hell out of here.'

So I did.

I did duly call her later that day and she sort of laughed it off and at that point I realised I didn't really fancy her anymore.

I suppose the most remarkable aspect of it all was that I was twenty.....shocking to some of you, no doubt.

I do remember what I was wearing. In a moment of fashion blindness I thought it would be "cool" to wear a t-shirt with the old school tie and jeans when it was below freezing outdoors. Still have the tie.
WFT was your maid doing at a frat house party?
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She was Japanese, come to think of it. Actually, half Japanese. American father, Japanese mother.

Too slender. I could feel her hips a bit too much for comfort.

I googled her a year ago. She's married with a baby, living somewhere in California.


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She was Japanese, come to think of it. Actually, half Japanese. American father, Japanese mother.

Too slender. I could feel her hips a bit too much for comfort.

I googled her a year ago. She's married with a baby, living somewhere in California.
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I've googled every single person I've slept with, except for the one whose name I never got but I knew she was from Montgomery, Alabama. Do you know how many blond girls there are in Alabama?

Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online?



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I've googled every single person I've slept with, except for the one whose name I never got but I knew she was from Montgomery, Alabama. Do you know how many blond girls there are in Alabama?

Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online?
No.
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I've googled every single person I've slept with...
Tell me you're joking.
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