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MataHari Jan 23rd 2011 12:38 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9122581)
Tell me you're joking.

if it was only 2 or 3 it's not that time consuming...

Alexa Jan 23rd 2011 12:43 am

Re: Describe your first
 
Hot Spaniard. :wub:

Autonomy Jan 23rd 2011 1:05 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 9122551)
I've googled every single person I've slept with, except for the one whose name I never got but I knew she was from Montgomery, Alabama. Do you know how many blond girls there are in Alabama?

Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online?

I swear I read that as "Do you know how many blind girls there are in Alabama?"

Bahtatboy Jan 23rd 2011 1:10 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 9122648)
I swear I read that as "Do you know how many blind girls there are in Alabama?"

Don't worry, it was Ethos' typo.

Millhouse Jan 23rd 2011 1:27 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9122656)
Don't worry, it was Ethos' typo.

:rofl:

shiva Jan 23rd 2011 1:30 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 9122551)
Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online?

thats just ****ed up besides how the hell do you expect anyone to remember, who they were, where it was, when it was, what the hell their names were and so on. christ as a student i couldnt have done any of the above the next morning let alone after google was invented.

weasel central Jan 23rd 2011 1:40 am

Re: Describe your first
 
60 year old hooker from liverpool that I met in a bar in Dublins docks when I was a student, I had a few drinks with her and afterwards we did it up against a rubbish skip belonging to a local abbatoir. I held her hair back as she was getting sick, and no it didn't stop me.
I'll never forget her.:cool:

Blue Cat Jan 23rd 2011 1:41 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by weasel central (Post 9122694)
60 year old hooker from liverpool that I met in a bar in Dublins docks when I was a student, I had a few drinks with her and afterwards we did it up against a rubbish skip belonging to a local abbatoir.
I'll never forget her.:cool:

did you pay :eek:

weasel central Jan 23rd 2011 1:49 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9122696)
did you pay :eek:

nah she was really nice about it, we called it quits for the two drinks I bought her. Plus I pulled her tights back up for her and carried her to a doorway where she could sleep for the night afterwards.

Blue Cat Jan 23rd 2011 1:57 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by weasel central (Post 9122706)
nah she was really nice about it, we called it quits for the two drinks I bought her. Plus I pulled her tights back up for her and carried her to a doorway where she could sleep for the night afterwards.

:rofl:

desertmum Jan 23rd 2011 2:27 am

Re: Describe your first
 
he was 12 years older than me - should my parents have video'd us and put him on a plane to Australia ? :ohmy:

Ethos83 Jan 23rd 2011 4:08 am

Re: Describe your first
 
Yeah, sure, granddad. Wake up and smell the *insert favourite hot morning beverage*

It's the 21st century. Gotta move with the times. Everyone googles everyone these days.


Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9122581)
Tell me you're joking.


Ethos83 Jan 23rd 2011 4:14 am

Re: Describe your first
 
I have discriminating tastes when it comes to women. No anonymous sluts for me. I need to know them for at least a day beforehand.

The one whose name got away was a random girl with a group of sorority sisters from, I think, the University of Georgia, who were sharing the rental house next to ours during a spring break in the Bahamas. A party got out of hand one night.

All in all, I came late in the game so the total sex count for me is 12-13 girls in nine years. The final tally is up in the air as there's one girl who I possibly slept with but can't be sure as I passed out.


Originally Posted by shiva (Post 9122679)
thats just ****ed up besides how the hell do you expect anyone to remember, who they were, where it was, when it was, what the hell their names were and so on. christ as a student i couldnt have done any of the above the next morning let alone after google was invented.


GuyinUAE Jan 23rd 2011 4:21 am

Re: Describe your first
 
My first proper gf, I was 17 and although uneventful, I do remember it. We were together 18 months and still very good friends. In fact, she's now happily married to one of my close mates back home with 3 kids. Yes, I did introduce them and happy for them both.

12 or 13 in 9 years? Nobody said anything about giving numbers on here! I most certainly won't!

Millhouse Jan 23rd 2011 4:44 am

Re: Describe your first
 

Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 9122923)
I have discriminating tastes when it comes to women. No anonymous sluts for me. I need to know them for at least a day beforehand.

The one whose name got away was a random girl with a group of sorority sisters from, I think, the University of Georgia, who were sharing the rental house next to ours during a spring break in the Bahamas. A party got out of hand one night.

All in all, I came late in the game so the total sex count for me is 12-13 girls in nine years. The final tally is up in the air as there's one girl who I possibly slept with but can't be sure as I passed out.

I have just been sick.


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