Describe your first

Closed Thread Subscribe

Thread Tools

Jan 23rd 2011, 4:47 pm

#31

shiva

**** it we'll do it live

Joined: Oct 2004

Location: Dubai

Posts: 7,892

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethos83

A party got out of hand one night.

when i was a young single student that wasnt a party getting out of hand that was the sole purpose of having the party in the first place.

Jan 23rd 2011, 4:56 pm

#32

weasel central

Account Closed

Joined: Sep 2010

Posts: 754

weasel central is an unknown quantity at this point

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Deno

Interesting thread. I do wonder if everyone is being completely honest here though.

i may not have been completely honest

Jan 23rd 2011, 4:58 pm

#33

Ethos83

Account Closed

Thread Starter

Joined: Oct 2008

Posts: 2,502

Ethos83 is an unknown quantity at this point

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse

I have just been sick.

I wrote down the full list just a moment ago. Just realised that I covered all the major ethnic groups. White, check, African, check, Middle Eastern, check, East Asian, check, South Asian, check, Scottish, check.

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:12 pm

#34

Millhouse

Lost in BE Cyberspace

Joined: Aug 2009

Location: Disneyland, Dubai

Posts: 15,887

Millhouse has a reputation beyond repute

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethos83

any gingers in there?

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:13 pm

#35

weasel central

Account Closed

Joined: Sep 2010

Posts: 754

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethos83

pimp them hos, brother

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:16 pm

#36

flares

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Nov 2009

Posts: 3,096

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethos83

You keep going back to those girls from Prague!

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:49 pm

#37

Spugsy

why ayeeeee man!

Joined: Jan 2008

Location: Disco Gardens...

Posts: 11,370

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza

It wasn't worth it and the biggest memory I have of the whole experience was the pub landlord knocking on the bedroom door and shouting,

"come on Lovey. It's time to go on home. You only booked a single room."

As I scrambled into my clothes half dead from embarrassment I knew I could play this one of two ways - slink out and never go back to that pub again - or brazen it out and not feel ashamed of anything.

I decided on option 2 and when I got to the bottom of the stairs the landlord and his wife were stood behind the empty bar polishing glasses. I gave them a cheery wave and said "see you tomorrow!."

And I went out into the night to find my own taxi home.

My relationship with the pub lasted longer than my relationship with the sailor that I booked into one of the pub rooms.

Yeah I know I know .............. a sailor.

bwah ha ha, what a great tale!

Mine was pretty young, at a party and she had posters of horses everywhere that put me off, was rubbish really - god knows what she thought about it all.

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:51 pm

#38

Spugsy

why ayeeeee man!

Joined: Jan 2008

Location: Disco Gardens...

Posts: 11,370

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethos83

I've googled every single person I've slept with, except for the one whose name I never got but I knew she was from Montgomery, Alabama. Do you know how many blond girls there are in Alabama?

Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online?

I've come across a couple on facebook, but not all of them....

ahem, would take forever.

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:52 pm

#39

Spugsy

why ayeeeee man!

Joined: Jan 2008

Location: Disco Gardens...

Posts: 11,370

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meow

A lady does not discuss such matters.

And neither will I.

gah, some floozy you are.

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:54 pm

#40

Spugsy

why ayeeeee man!

Joined: Jan 2008

Location: Disco Gardens...

Posts: 11,370

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse

As hard as I know it is to believe - I can confirm that it was an Austin Metro. I just couldn't afford the insurance on the MG.

I've never, ever done it in a car.

Christ it sounds like a right pain.

Jan 23rd 2011, 5:59 pm

#41

GuyinUAE

Forum Regular

Joined: May 2010

Location: Dubai

Posts: 239

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spugsy

I've never, ever done it in a car.

Christ it sounds like a right pain.

It is!

Jan 23rd 2011, 6:01 pm

#42

Millhouse

Lost in BE Cyberspace

Joined: Aug 2009

Location: Disneyland, Dubai

Posts: 15,887

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuyinUAE

It is!

... and a small car at that. It wasn't worth it.

That car brought me a lot of joy. I seem to remember changing the alternator a couple of weeks after the event. That job lasted longer, was more satisfying and ultimately taught me more than the sex ever did.

Jan 24th 2011, 1:18 am

#43

typical

Not an evil hypnotist

Joined: May 2007

Posts: 1,975

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse

any gingers in there?

My longest term gf (before the wife) was ginger. Ish. And you probably knew her.

Don't need to google her though, I'm still friends on facebook with her husband (she doesn't do social networking).

Jan 24th 2011, 3:30 am

#44

Sandboy

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Jun 2008

Posts: 2,094

Re: Describe your first

ugly

Jan 24th 2011, 3:49 am

#45

Avarice

Forum Regular

Joined: May 2010

Posts: 103

Re: Describe your first

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse

ah, as the thread was started by Ethos I had just assumed it was homosexual sex.

in a little blue Metro (sadly not the MG version) on the driveway of my then girlfriend's house. I remember the car more than I do the girl.

hahaha nice, im struggling to remember between two who was the first, it was one after the other lol i was 15 one french girl (bit older) and my first long term girlfriend. Both were very forgettable...

Closed Thread Share

First
Prev
3 / 4
Next
Last