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Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...

Old Mar 24th 2009, 5:14 pm
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But, when one is in the office surrounded by people, it feels equally orgasmic...
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But, when one is in the office surrounded by people, it feels equally orgasmic...
Why not just go to the office loo and relieve yourself?
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But, when one is in the office surrounded by people, it feels equally orgasmic...
...but chocolate satisfies you EVERY time !?
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Old Mar 24th 2009, 5:27 pm
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Why not just go to the office loo and relieve yourself?
I have 8 able bodied males already occupying my floor to do that...
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...but chocolate satisfies you EVERY time !?
Of course, but afterwards chocolate makes me feel guilty, but sex doesn't...
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Of course, but afterwards chocolate makes me feel guilty, but sex doesn't...
Chocolate satisfies...even when it goes soft !
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Chocolate satisfies...even when it goes soft !
Can you expand further???
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Can you expand further???
OK With chocolate...size doesn't matter !
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Can you expand further???
Only with a graduated set of butt-plugs.....
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OK With chocolate...size doesn't matter !
I see...But for me, size does matter...
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Only with a graduated set of butt-plugs.....
Is Confi the butt of that joke ?
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Only with a graduated set of butt-plugs.....
That's discriminatory...
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I see...But for me, size does matter...
You don't get hairs in your mouth when you eat chocolate !
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Is Confi the butt of that joke ?
Looks like it...
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You don't get hairs in your mouth when you eat chocolate !
I don't see that as a problem...
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