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Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:14 pm
Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
But, when one is in the office surrounded by people, it feels equally orgasmic...

shakh your bootie Mar 24th 2009 5:18 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414497)
But, when one is in the office surrounded by people, it feels equally orgasmic...
Why not just go to the office loo and relieve yourself?

MacScot Mar 24th 2009 5:20 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414497)
But, when one is in the office surrounded by people, it feels equally orgasmic...
...but chocolate satisfies you EVERY time !?

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:27 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 7414519)
Why not just go to the office loo and relieve yourself?
I have 8 able bodied males already occupying my floor to do that...

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:28 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7414530)
...but chocolate satisfies you EVERY time !?
Of course, but afterwards chocolate makes me feel guilty, but sex doesn't...

MacScot Mar 24th 2009 5:29 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414555)
Of course, but afterwards chocolate makes me feel guilty, but sex doesn't...
Chocolate satisfies...even when it goes soft !

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:30 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7414563)
Chocolate satisfies...even when it goes soft !
Can you expand further???

MacScot Mar 24th 2009 5:31 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414568)
Can you expand further???
OK With chocolate...size doesn't matter !

shakh your bootie Mar 24th 2009 5:32 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414568)
Can you expand further???
Only with a graduated set of butt-plugs.....

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:33 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7414570)
OK With chocolate...size doesn't matter !
I see...But for me, size does matter...

MacScot Mar 24th 2009 5:33 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 7414572)
Only with a graduated set of butt-plugs.....
Is Confi the butt of that joke ?

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:33 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 7414572)
Only with a graduated set of butt-plugs.....
That's discriminatory...

MacScot Mar 24th 2009 5:34 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414576)
I see...But for me, size does matter...
You don't get hairs in your mouth when you eat chocolate !

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:34 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7414580)
Is Confi the butt of that joke ?
Looks like it...

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:34 pm
Re: Dairy Milk is not a substitute to sex...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7414583)
You don't get hairs in your mouth when you eat chocolate !
I don't see that as a problem...


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