mythic

...Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, p** hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
sound asleep! Works Every Time!!!

beebee

Didn't you post this just recently, or was it someone else or somewhere else ?

Meow

I thought this thread was about my man last night!!



edit> oooh! My 500th post. Do I get a special badge for that?

Rog_Rams

Congrats! Now, which of the two options were you referring to?

mythic

might have done, will have to dig out a few more